笑出腹肌的搞笑文案

作者大大咳咳

作者大大1.当年青年：热情洋溢的加入每一个群聊，然后消息免打扰。Youth of the year: Join every group chat enthusiastically, and the message will not be disturbed.

作者大大2.老师，我们能换一种授课方式吗？比如说，托梦。Teacher, can we change the way of teaching? For example, to dream.

作者大大3.你在微信上说爱我，算不算网络诈骗。If you say you love me on WeChat, it's not considered an online fraud.

作者大大4.我和美女的区别，美女：忘了吃饭 我：忘了刚刚吃过饭。The difference between me and beautiful women, beautiful women: I forgot to eat. I: I forgot to have a meal.

作者大大5.能给我5200万吗？我想开秋天第一家奶茶工厂。Can you give me 52 million? I want to open the first milk tea factory in autumn.

作者大大6.我不开心，我就去打排位，你们也别想开心。I'm not happy, I will go to qualify, and you guys don't want to be happy.

作者大大7.只要我不努力，老板就永远过不上他想要的生活。As long as I don't work hard, the boss will never live the life he wants.

作者大大8.不好意思啊，刚在玩手机，没回你消息。Sorry, I was just playing on the phone and I didn't reply to you.

作者大大9.在线招十个男朋友，先私聊的当队长。Recruit ten boyfriends online and chat first to be the captain.

作者大大10.这个世界太虚伪了，最假的照片居然叫写真。This world is too hypocritical, the most fake photos are actually called portraits.

作者大大11.我喜欢你啊，这话我撂在这了，你自己想办法爱上我。I like you, I'm stuck with these words, you find a way to fall in love with me.

作者大大12.中国国籍美国作息非洲运气俄罗斯脾气。Chinese nationality, American work and rest, African luck, Russian temper.

作者大大13.老骥伏枥志在千里横扫饥饿做回自己。The old Jifu Chi is determined to sweep hunger thousands of miles to be himself.

作者大大14.我这人没什么特色，就是特色。I don't have any special characteristics, just special characteristics.

作者大大15.本人丰富，无法简介。I am rich, unable to introduce.

作者大大16. 人生苦短，我他妈又懒。Life is short, I'm fucking lazy.

作者大大17.丑的才谈恋爱，美的卖空调。The ugly ones only fall in love, and the beautiful ones sell air conditioners.

作者大大18.刚The tongue was so hot just after eating noodles, it hurts. Does anyone have ice on their abdominal muscles?刚吃面烫到了舌头，好痛，有没有谁的腹肌是冰的？

作者大大19.帮朋友问的，一个女的因为脑子不好，她找不到男朋友，那我该，不是！那我朋友该怎么办？Asked for a friend, a woman can’t find her boyfriend because of a bad brain, then I should, no! What should my friend do?

作者大大20.处对象，我是耐看型，虽然一开始你会觉得我丑，但是看久了就忍下来了。As a virgin, I'm a watchable type. Although you might think I'm ugly at first, you can bear it after a long time.

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