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1、恋爱就像是开车，车坏在半路了，新手会找人哭诉，而老司机换上备胎就上路。

Love is like driving. When the car breaks down halfway, the novice will find someone to cry, while the old driver will put on the spare tire and go on the road.

2、今天又拒绝了六个男生，看着他们失望的背影，我只能默默地说声抱歉，毕竟你们这个楼盘我买不起。

Today, I rejected six boys again. Looking at their disappointment, I can only say I'm sorry in silence. After all, I can't afford to buy your property.



3、事实证明：减肥的欲望有多强，肚子饿了就叫得有多响。

Facts have proved: how strong the desire to lose weight, how loud the sound of hunger.

4、别一天到晚想着减肥，你的嘴同意你这么想了吗？

Don't think about losing weight all day long. Does your mouth agree with you?



5、我男朋友怀疑我绿他，我把他骂了一顿，我别的男朋友都没有怀疑，就你事多。

My boyfriend suspected me green him, I scolded him, my other boyfriends have no doubt, only you have a lot to do.

6、在线招十个男朋友，先私聊的人当队长。

Ten boyfriends are recruited online, and the first person to chat privately is the team leader.



7、无聊的时候就想我，想我的时候来看我，看我记得带水果，草莓香蕉火龙果。

You miss me when you are bored, come to see me when you miss me, and remember to bring fruits, strawberries, bananas, pitaya.

8、吃鸡吗？我的飞机票不要钱。

Play "game for peace"? My plane ticket is free.

9、这不是肉，这是爸爸的钱和妈妈的爱。

It's not meat. It's dad's money and mom's love.

10、我没有胖嘟嘟，只是肉比较多。

I'm not chubby, but I have more meat.

11、天要是这么热下去，恐怕我冰淇淋的身份就要曝光了。

I'm afraid my ice cream identity will be exposed if the weather goes on like this.

12、我闭眼了，你可以给我点赞了。

I've closed my eyes. You can give me the thumbs-up.