
Ever since I was a girl my own mother vowed

I must find the way to power through a noble brow
【这英文大赞!】
【怪不得陈一辰说英语不行……】
【神仙口语我好爱】

I married once for love then my senses came

I must marry for the stature of my husband's name

Onto marriage number two

I knew what I had to do
【我能pick这个后妈吗?】
【我突然好奇澜子是不是英语专业的】
【这娃子才17……还没高考呢】
【来自英语专业的目光】

And my poor husband fell ill in a year or two

Solved problem number one now to problem number two

His doe-eyed little girl with gentle point of view

Would I ship her off to school
慕安澜低下头,对着摄像机一挑眉。
【我太爱了啊啊啊啊!】
【这个挑眉绝了!】
【我老婆!羡慕不!】
【有人注意到🦊骄傲的眼神吗?】
【我的西兰花啊啊啊啊!】

No I told her if she stayed that she'd have to earn her keep

And so she became the maid

She was lazy

She was crazy

She was talking to the mice
【崔老师女音我好爱鹅鹅鹅鹅】
【崔少鹏你的酷盖形象呢?】

I moved her to the attic out of sight and out of mind

I could have thrown her out but I'm benevolent and kind

Mother your heart's too big for you
【我听见了啥???】
【崔老师管澜子叫妈妈!我惊了】
【妈妈你的心真大鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅】

After all difficult children will take advantage of your good nature

So you lock them up throw away the key

There's one on every family tree
【我想要这样的后妈】
【这样的后妈给我来一打】
【这个表情我死了!】

Ungrateful

Hateful

Vile too!The things she put you through
【崔老师你认真的吗……】
【我无法面对崔崔子了怎么办……】

Break their spirit so they obey

Now they'll do anything you say

Maybe you'd call it cruel but others would call it love

Tough love—!
【这个高音是真实存在的吗?】
【我惊了我惊了】

我想问一下

大家谁全程听明白了?
只有孙英豪和黄俊融举手。

我突然发现我们这个节目还需要英语水平

鹅鹅鹅鹅
接下来由陈一辰和黄恩昱带来的《毒液》让所有人都惊讶了一下。

我是黄恩昱

我就是个花瓶

鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅

绝了

你们不能说我这一章水

它好歹也是1500字