气急败坏

我：可恶！！！

气急败坏的我一脚把桌子踢飞，砸到墙壁上。

店主：这位客人，请不用破坏公共财产！损坏桌子请你赔款2000金币！

我：可恶！！！

非常气急败坏的我，把店主一拳打飞。店主绑甘地砸到墙壁上，形成一座大坑。

店主：可恶！！！

气急败坏的店主起身，并且露出生气╰_╯的表情，大喊一声：气功炮！！ -------

我：可恶！！！ 气功弹！！..............

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我们两个打得不相上下，哭天地泣鬼神。

实则只是一场气功的碰撞。

忽然，四维生物入侵，气功稳定性下降，瞬间炸开了锅。

客人：大家一起来吃大锅饭把！

原来，我为了赔偿店主的损失，亲手蒸了一锅大锅饭.......

我。。。。

又气急败坏了！

干嘛戳穿事实啊！

''哐啷！''

顾客---猝

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