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我的世界怪物学院坑爹版
作者大大
作者大大

最近没更文,真是对不起

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作者大大

我有一个新作品

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作者大大

作者大大
作者大大

所以拖延了

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作者大大

抱歉

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作者大大

旁白拉线

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作者大大

你的仇敌旁黑已经请病假了

哦啦啦!

一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一

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今天我们来上••••••

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吃碳烤Him课

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凋灵骷髅你皮了

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Him

凋灵教训他

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我看我表哥能把我咋样?

凋灵
凋灵

凋你太美

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(口吐白沫)

凋灵
凋灵

凋你太美

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(倒地不起)

凋灵
凋灵

凋你太美

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(手脚抽搐)

凋灵
凋灵

凋你太美,凋你太美,凋你实在太美

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这好像是致敬了乱世独秀的作品

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凋灵

(原地升天)

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Him

知道厉害了吧?

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知道了<(`^´)>

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Him

今天我们来上下课

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Him

我要去买书

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Him

好,今天放假一天

众怪
众怪

哦啦啦!

Him到书店时

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Him

(看到一本书)

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Him

《天神要注意的事件》

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哇,是本好书

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老板买了

书店店长
书店店长

谢谢惠顾

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书店店长

总计99.85元

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这么贵

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Him

(伤心的掏出钱包)

到家时

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原因

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前言就是,千万不要努力工作,你现在还有健康努力工作以后连健康都没有

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第一句,人无完人,所以如果实在想变成第一名,那么跳楼吧!

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因为跳楼之后,一切都是浮云

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作者凋灵骷髅

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说实在的我挺想加入乱世独秀他们那个群的

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是你写的吧?

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呵呵

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Him

罚背古诗赠汪伦

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我们班同学的版本是:李白乘舟去拉shi,忽然发现忘带纸……

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有你的

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救命啊,要出人命的事啊!

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不管你了,我去买书

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Him

杀人放火为什么会出现?

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哇,是本好书

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Him

第一句,你需要杀人放火的人,我们没办法

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只可以控制他们继续去让他们杀人放火

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作者凋灵骷髅

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Him

你的毒鸡汤又想毒死我呀

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条条大路通罗马,但有的人就生在罗马,而且那个人觉对不是你

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手滑了

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Him

服了你了

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呵呵呵

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Him

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终于死掉了

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Him

哎呀妈呀,还开挂

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没人会想你

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我再去买书

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老板

书店店长
书店店长

怎么啦?

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Him

这本书我要退货

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Him

还有

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Him

这本书我也要退

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书店店长

一手交钱,一手交货

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书店店长

太伤心(><)

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书店店长

总共,总共176元

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给,这两本书

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书店店长

我太难了

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Him

你难也没办法

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Him

你这个店我要给差评

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书店店长

千万不要

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书店店长

我赔钱

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Him

赔多少?

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书店店长

42

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Him

这还差不多

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书店店长

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Him

勉强不给差评

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Him

我走啦!

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书店店长

您慢走

Him正走在路上

抢劫的
抢劫的

站住,抢劫

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Him

嗯(一个眼神回过去)

抢劫的
抢劫的

你慢走

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