部分内容灵感来源于芥川龙之介的《沼泽地》
颜沐浅和尚九熙两个人到了画展。

这些画看起来虽然比不上名家的惊艳,却很适合慢慢欣赏。
明明不出名却还能自己开画展,并且有人来看,足以见得这位画家的非凡之处。


这副画倒是……
这副画的颜色选的倒是奇怪。


明明是郁郁葱葱的草木,用的却是混浊的黄色。
是他眼中的草木就是这样,还是他故意为之。


不知道,但这副画有种莫名的力量,让人不由自主地投入进去。
是啊,这画画的多精明啊!


You appreciate it?(你们很欣赏它?)
Are you?(你是?)


Let me introduce myself. I'm an art reporter.(自我介绍一下,我是一名美术记者。)
hi


How about this picture?(这副画怎么样?)
We think it's pretty good.(我们觉得它很不错。)


Good? That's interesting.(不错吗?真有意思。)
颜沐浅和尚九熙看着他的态度不由得皱了一下眉。

This painting is, in my opinion, his greatest failure.(这副画我认为是他最失败的一副作品。)

It's something you don't appreciate carefully.(这是你没有仔细地去欣赏。)

I've been doing this job for so many years that I can tell when a painting is good.(我做这个工作这么多年了,一幅画好不好我一眼就能看出来。)

Good works should be tasted only after being looked at carefully.(好的作品应该是在仔细观赏后才能品味的。)

Are you questioning my ability?(你们在质疑我的能力?)
No, it's just pointing out your shortcomings.(并没有,只是指出你的不足。)


It's funny, two anonymous people talking about art in front of me.(真有意思,两个不知名的人在我面前谈艺术。)

If your art means commenting on other people's work without looking at it carefully, we really don't have art.(如果你的艺术所指在没有仔细观赏的情况下就随便评论别人的作品的话,我们确实没有艺术。)

Don't you Chinese know me? Dare to go against me, I can make you never go back.(你们中国人是不知道我吗?敢和我对着干,我能让你们再也回不去。)
I'm so scared. I'd like to see what you can do.(我好害怕呀。我倒要看看你能有什么能耐。)

九熙,把手机给我


Is this another call for help? So much for the Chinese.(这是再找人帮忙吗?中国人也不过如此。)
I think you'll regret it(我认为你会后悔的)

颜沐浅熟练地拨通了一个电话。
Parveen?I am in... I've been in trouble here. I thought you could come over.(我在……这里有人和我闹事,我觉得你可以过来一下。)

挂了电话,颜沐浅笑着看着他。
You don't mind if I get someone to judge the quality of our art?(我找个人来判断一下我们的艺术水准,你应该没有意见吧?)


Just in time for someone to poke you out of your stupidity.(刚好让别人来戳醒你的愚昧。)
过了一会,一个金发的女人急匆匆地朝她们走来。

Evil?what happened?
you should ask him。


you?a art reporter?F.W?

。boss?evil?

You don't have to call me boss from today. You're fired.(从今天起不用叫我老板了,你被开除了。)

why?

Because she's Evil。

OK。
Wait a minute! Apologize to us, to the owner of this painting.(等一下!给我们道歉,给这副画的主人道歉。)


Don't push your luck.(不要得寸进尺。)
Parveen?


say sorry!

sorry。
you can go。!


时隔多日,我终于回来了!!!