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好的，谢谢Joey:Yeah,youtoo.

很高兴见到你们.(Mollyleaves)

是的,我们也很高兴.Rachel:Oh,wow,Mollyisjustgreat!

噢,茉莉太棒了Ross:Yeah.

是的Chandler:Yes,Bravoonthehotnanny.

好的，为靓保姆欢呼。Rachel:What?Youreallythinkshe'shot?

什么?你真的觉得她很美?Chandler:Areyoukidding?IfIwasn'tmarriedshe'dberejectingmerightnow.

你开玩笑?要是我未婚，Rachel:AndJoey?

现在你已经看到她在拒绝我了Joey:Howdoyouthinkshe'sdoing?

那么,乔伊呢?Rachel:AmItheonlyonewhodoesn'tthinkthatshe'shot?Ross?

你们看她Ross:Eh,Imean,Imenashe'snotunattractivebuthot?I....

是不是只有我Rachel:Thankyou!(goestogetcoffee)

才觉得她一般，罗斯,Chandler:NowthatRachel'sgone?

她还可以……不过靓?算不上Rachel:SohotIcriedmyselftosleeplastnight.(JoeyandChandlerclaptheir

谢谢hands)

瑞秋走了OPENINGCREDITS

太靓了，昨晚我激动得哭着睡去Scene:

菲比养老鼠MikeandPhoebeinPhoebe'splace,Phoebeisdoingacrosswordpuzzle

秘鲁的首都?Phoebe:HeyMike,what'sthecapitalofPeru?

利马(正确的)Mike:Lima.

错Phoebe:No.Itstartswitha"v"andendswithan"x".Helpfullywitha"to"inthe

v开头、x结尾middle.

中间有可能是“to”.Mike:Youknow,kindathinkofit,thecapitalofPeruIS"vtox".(opensthe

对哦,秘鲁的首都，的确是"VTOX".kitchencabinet)Ohgod!Oh!

1/10页

哦!天啊!Phoebe:What?

什么,Mike:OK,Idon'twanttofreakyououtoranything,butIthinkIjustsawaratin

我不想吓你yourcupboard.

但柜子里有只老鼠Phoebe:(relived)Oh,whew,no,that'sBob.

噢,是鲍勃.Mike:What,isheyourpetrat?

你的宠物老鼠?Phoebe:Wellnotsomuchapetas,youknow,anoccasionalvisitorwhoIput

算不上宠物啦，是稀客，foodoutfor,youknow.KindalikeSanta.ExceptSantadoesn'tpoopontheplate

我不时招待它一点食物ofcookies.

它有点象圣诞老人.Mike:Youcan'tkeeparatinyourappartment!They'reextremelyunsanitary,and

不过，圣诞老人不会theytransmitleptospirosisandhantavirus.

在饼盘里上大号.Phoebe:Whatarethose?

怎能在家养老鼠～极不卫生Mike:Idon'tknowbuttheydon'tsoundlikespatreatments.Youhavetogetrid

它们会传播细螺旋体病和汉塔病毒。ofit!

是些什么病毒?Phoebe:OK,fine,ifitmeansthatmuchtoyouI'llgetridofBob.

不知道,总之不像温泉疗养.Mike:Thankyou.

你得除掉它们.Phoebe:Soweird,youthinkhe'ssogrossandyou'rewillingtoeathiscrackers.

ok,好吧!(Mikethrowsouteverythinginhismouth)

要是你真的反感它，Scene:

我就除掉鲍勃.Rachel'soffice,RachelcomesinandGavinisthere

谢谢Rachel:Hello.

真奇怪，你那么厌恶它，Gavin:Hello

居然还吃得津津有味.Rachel:Gavin,IjustwantedtosaythankyouagainforwatchingEmma好啊!yesterdayduringthepresentation.Ireallyoweyouanapology.

你也好!Gavin:Forwhat?

加文,昨天我开会时你帮我照看艾玛Rachel:Well,whenwefirstmet,youknow,Ithoughtyouwerepompousand

真是谢谢你啊arrogantandobnoxious...

我真的很抱歉.Gavin:Isthisyourfirstapology?

为什么?Rachel:No,Ijustmeanthat,youknow,firstimpressionsdon'tmeananything.

哦，我们初次见面AndI-Ithinkyou'reareallygoodguyandI'msorrythatImisjudgedyou.

我认为你华而不实,傲慢并且很讨厌(Heatherwalksin)

这就是你的道歉?Heather:Goodmorning!

不是,我只是想说Rachel:Hello.(toGavin)Butyouknowwhat,hey,newday,newleaf,Iamjust第一印象并不说明问题.reallyreallyhappy...(seesGavinstaringatHeather)I'msorry,obviously

你很不错Heather'sasshassomethingmoreimportanttosaysoI'lljustwait'tillit's

我很抱歉误会了你.finished.

早上好!Gavin:What?

新的一天，新的气象.Rachel:Iwasgivingyouanapologyandyouweretotallycheckingherout!

我真的很高兴Gavin:Iwasn'tcheckingherout.I'minfashion,Iwaslookingatherskirt.Or

抱歉，Heather的臀部显然wasitpants?Ididn'treallyseewhathappenedbelowtheassarea.

有更重要的事情要说Rachel:Ohwow,youarereally,you'rereallyacreep.

我等它说完先.Gavin:WhydoyouevencareifIwaslookingather?Areyoujealous?

什么,Rachel:Ohyeah,I'mjealous."OhGavin,please,pleaselookatmyass".(Gavin

我在向你道歉，而你却在偷看她!startslooking)Stoplookingatmyass!Imean,Ijustthinkyouaretotally

我没有,我是时装业者，inappropriate,ok?Thisisaworkenvironment,she'syoursubordinate.

我只是在看她的裙子.Gavin:IthoughtitwasokwhenyousleptwithyouroldassistantTag.

好像是裤子?Rachel:Thatistotallydifferentfortworeasons.One-Ididn'tknowthatyou

我没看清屁股以下的部分knewthat.Andtwo,Iwasn'tsomecreepstaringathisass,wehadadeap

你-真-恶-心meaningfulrelationship.

你管我看什么,Gavin:Huh.What'sTag'slastname?

你嫉妒了?Rachel:Itwas...(can'tremember)ohmygod.Hedidn'thavealastname.Itwas

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