
下面,我家猪猪友情配合演出,鼓掌👏🏻
谢谢,谢谢,不要鼓得太大声,小点声小点声……


你那么大耳朵聋的吗?这里落针可闻啊笨蛋
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金主什么的果然讨厌


剧情正式开始哈,大家严肃,严肃!
作者摆起正儿八经的导演嘴脸,拿着小纸卷的桶呼哧呼哧挥舞的虎虎生风

Hi
Hi

猪猪懒洋洋的回答

你给我严肃点!
Hi,simimase


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给我重来,气死我了

放张图隔绝一下上面的气息,蛋疼
你可没有蛋,家里有一箱子发霉的鸡蛋,吝啬的硬是不舍得吃,我就拭目以待的看着它发霉,就是不提醒你,╯^╰




Hi
Hi


I_want_to_tell_you_a_story
What?


I_have_a_big_pig,a神奇的pig
有多神奇?


He_has_four翅膀
Wo,I_have_one_question


What?
His_mother_or_father_,who_is_pig,who_is_bird?


I_don't,know.Maybe,all,not
Oh,next,must,be,interesting


你怎么知道?
Because电视剧的套路


So,do,you,want,tiknow?
Yeah,what,happen


Because,the,pig,want,to,fly,but,he,can't.his,father,said,

"you,can,go,to,医院整容
Pig:They,don't,help,me


Father:why?我看别的人整容跟整个翅膀的水平一样一样的,都辨不出谁是谁了,给你整个翅膀不是小菜一碟吗?
Pig:我要翅膀不是去毁容


Father:I,can't,help,you

Pig向mother求助,mother,tell,him,:ask,your,隔壁王叔to,help
Pig:why,he,helps,me


Mum悄悄said:because,you,are,his,son,but,only,one,person,know,that's,me.now,you,know,too.
Pig目瞪口呆,:who,why,you,不跟dad离婚?


Mum:if,I,become隔壁老王的妻子,you,must,be,your,father's,son.Then,who,will,give,me,money?
Pig:Maybe,that,time,dad,will,be,大富翁like隔壁王叔


Mum:Then,you,will,want,to,be,your,father's,son.So,now,is,good,情况

Pig眼冒金星,无比疑惑,

Dad,come,in,said:son,here,you,翅膀
Pig:who,give,you


Dad:I,don't,know,under,my,bed

Mum惊呼,That's,mine

Dad:what?
Pig,默默思考:why,so,like,隔壁王叔的?


One,day,pig,goes,to,visit,隔壁王叔,found,nobody,in,the,house.

He,goes,home,when,his,mother,eating,meat.
Pig,ask,哪里来的肉


Mum:I,don't,know,饿了就出现在我桌子上了

Pig,see,someone's,head,near,by,table,血淋淋的

Mum:son,I,have,翅膀,too.Are,you,want,to,more

Then,the,pig,has,four,翅膀

Mum,舔舔唇,Are,you,want,to,more
NO

Thank,you


Mum:I,think,you,want,to,more

One,day,pig,发现再没什么隔壁老王住在他家周围小区,

His,dad,消失在某一天中,他恐惧的于某一天逃跑了

当当当当

讲完了
感觉像个智障……

作者万丈光芒的眼刀子唰唰的射出去
金主好厉害,好棒啊,我崇拜你,星星眼


乖,给你一片烂菜叶吃
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