Name: 查九：沉默
Author: 归霞鸽鸽

叮～爸爸，你微信来消息了！

在这个时候万能的手机铃打破了这一切！

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艹，谁啊！有毛病吗！

可怜的问号君又被丢了

好回归正题

ヾ(●´∇｀●)ﾉ～

………………假如今天生活欺骗了你，不要悲伤，不要哭泣，因为明天生活还会继续欺骗你…………

王八

埃克斯

在不？

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别瞎逼逼，说正题！

埃克斯

那个啥……有任务？

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有协助人吗？

埃克斯

瑰意……

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……

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找死！

埃克斯

姑奶奶，冷静，冷静

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说吧，想怎么死？😊

埃克斯

（沉默是金）

…………很多时候你如果不逼自己一把，你都不知道你还有把事情搞砸的本事…………

望着愤怒致极的千，查理为埃克斯默哀三分钟……

查理

（If you don't seek for troubles, you won't die.）

其他人表示一脸懵逼

刚进来的洛基表示发生了什么，那个小姐怎么了？为什么空气突然凝重起来？为什么？为什么？为什么？

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（快速起身）老资工具在哪？™

墨多多

右转第3个房间，利刃的下面

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谢了

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众人

？？？

…………If your friend has not contacted you recently, be understanding! There are only three possibilities: first, he's dead; Second, he changed his career to be a program ape; Third, the demand has changed again!…………

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Next life, when a jellyfish, no heart, has been swimming in the sea, after death will be turned into water, into the sea, no trace, as never been.

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There were three ghosts in the hospital. They wanted to behave in a prank and scary. Then they went to a blind girl ward. The girl heard the voice and asked who you were. The leading ghost said we were ghosts. It was a very scary one. The girl chuckled. Sheng, she said, I really want to see what you guys look like, but unfortunately I was born blind. The leading ghost thoughtfully entered the girl’s consciousness and turned himself into a fluffy squirrel. The girl said it was cute , Not scary at all, After the leading ghost put the girl to sleep, and the other two little ghosts walked out of the ward, the two little ghosts asked, why didn’t they scare her, the leading ghost said, I saw a heart certificate on the bedside of her bed, so I should not be scared. of

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See you next time, friend.

古镇异火（2）