第93章 怼人文案

一、知道为啥你总买不到合适的鞋吗因为你码没了

Do you know why you can't always buy the right shoes because you have lost your size

二、这么厉害，是有动物保护协会支撑？

You are so powerful that you are supported by the Animal Protection Association.

三、连我都不回 回什么 回家的诱惑嘛？

Even I won't return the temptation to go home.

四、年轻不嗨 老年痴呆。

Young is not high, Alzheimer's disease

五、你摇摇头 听听有没有大海的声音。

Shake your head and listen to the sound of the sea

六、你三条腿都挺细的。

Your three legs are quite thin

七、哥哥嘴这么甜，是有糖尿病吗。

Brother's mouth is so sweet, is there diabetes

八、跟人沾边的事儿你是样样不做。

You don't do anything with people.

九、麻将打多了 这么能杠。

Mahjong is played so much that it can be played

十、连我都不在意 你在意什么 在意大利吗。

Even I don't care what you care about in Italy

十一、妹妹背后嘀咕不是本事 当面扇巴掌才是能耐。

Whispering behind my sister's back is not askill. It is a skill to slap her face to face

十二、有女的在你面前难过轻轻抽泣的时候 轻轻拍她的背 拿张纸温柔地递给她 没吃饭吗 哭大点声 懂了吗。

When a woman is sad in front of you and sobbing gently, she patted her on the back, took a piece of paper and handed it to her gently. Didn't she eat? Cry louder, okay