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怼人毒句NO.3讽刺英文怼

开联与战联!

米奥doyoulikethisoneintheseries,mostcanonlylive2sets!

米波girl,yourbedisalwayspeoplearehurryingtoandfro.,sobusy.

威斯克Idon'tknowwhatmakesyousodumb,butitreallyworks.

笑笑(作者)YoumustuseaBand-AidasamaxipadandChapstickfordeordorant.

米瑞斯Somuchspice,somuchpain.

缪斯thepricesofeverything,ismoreandmorecheap.

卡修斯Ifyouweredrowning,I"dtotallytossyouaCheerio.

布莱克Youmusthavetorollovermorethanafewtimestogetaneventan.

盖亚Iwillliterallypayyoucashtostoptalking,okay?

雷伊knowingthatyouarenothappy,Ifeelatease.

粗心You"rethereasonGodcreatedthemiddlefinger.

甜心whenIseeyou,themoodthangototangle!

花心IwanttoaskyoutoexperiencetheKTV!KnowwhatisKTV?IsKyouup,thenTyourfeet,finallyI'lldoaVgestures!

花心AroomtemperatureIQ.

开心Ifyouweighedfivemorepounds,youcouldgetgroupinsurance.

伽罗IfIweretoslapyou,itwouldbeconsideredanimalabuse!

小心Iamnotthegrass,youmeandon'talwaysgotomyherehair!

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