
“很OK我们回来了.”
“是什么让我们这么敬业.”

“是因为闲着没事干.”


“你闭麦.”


“是什么让王源这么嚣张.”

“是玛丽苏的洗礼.”


“太佩服了.”

“要是我是那群花痴我就能怼回去.”




“…门日常敬业.”

“有多少门因为敬业倒在了女主的猪蹄下.”

“还没工资就很过分.”







“地狱泥煤呢.”

“真把自己当回事了还.”


“这校长布星.”

“你怎么这么怂呢.”

“因为臭婆娘一句地狱就吓尿了??”
“主角光环永远都是又大又亮.”






“我终于懂为什么蓝鹰不化丑妆了.”

“就是为了让自己姐妹出丑.”
“欧日这塑料姐妹花.”

“为了让自己突出也太骚了.”

“我估计她姐妹要知道了能给她一顿好的.”

“你搞特殊我搞死你.”


“而且一个丑妆能丑到哪去.”
“如花那样的想象一下.”


“??打扰了.”




“又是这低俗的坐男主座位.”

“更可怕的是男主永远都会怂了吧唧的妥协.”

“太虚假了.”





“有病吗.”

“都被逼娘们踹过一次了你怎么还踹.”


“为什么主角只知道睡觉.”

“这个💤💤💤我忍你很久了.”


“感谢没写那xxj般的关于座位的对话.”

“这是我的座位你给我让开!!”

“我不要~”


“欧日有内味了.”



“在这里我赞同女配.”

“一直睡觉你也是时候装下逼了.”
“很有背景的人就能上课睡觉了.”

“是我们这些平民不配了.”



“这个蓝心有点骚.”

“别人叫你做题怎么还成神经病了呢.”

“仗着自己傻逼而傻逼.”

“睡你麻痹起来嗨.”





“对啊为什么你们可以睡觉呢.”

“蓝鹰这骚货是只知道萌萌哒吗.”

“我给你一大嘴巴子懵得你.”

“啥也不是.”








“大型xxj斗嘴现场.”

“一个比一个萌萌哒.”
“这个一只也好傻逼.”

“果然有依字的都一个味.”

“作者除了萌萌哒没别的词了吗.”




“不好意思我笑会.”

“蓝鹰萌萌哒的话可以让人快乐起来??”
“??不好意思我听了照样想吐.”

“说句实话.”

“蓝鹰比一只骚多了???”


“妖魔鬼怪快离开.”




“好的一只茧.”

沈四七萌萌哒的说。
“欧日我成功被自己ex到了.”

“作者乱入也是够了.”


“一只茧秒怂笑到我了.”




“这位数学老师你有脑子吗.”

“怕不是学理头发秃了智商也没了.”

“不是.”

“就算别人做不出你也不能说任凭处置啊.”






“欧日这都是什么魔鬼的对话.”

“蓝鹰你怎么不萌萌哒了呢.”




“这糟糕透了的标题.”

“我有点懵逼.”

“全国都没人能解开的题?!”

“那么问题来了.”

“你是怎么知道蓝心解出来的是对的.”






“数学老师都这时候了.”

“就别说任凭你处置这种不过脑子的话了.”

“不然待会跳舞进医院呢.”




“这莫不是在放狗.”

“蓝鹰原来是犬科的.”

“是我孤陋寡闻了.”




“说句公道话.”

“这老师有点可怜.”
“我很好奇什么舞能把别人弄进医院.”


“你可以让蓝鹰给你来一个.”
“不了我承受不起.”





“敢问你泼的是硫酸吗.”

“说毁容就毁容.”


“…热水.”
“打扰了.”

“这大概就是传说中的.”

“死猪不怕开水烫??”






“这里我觉得…”

“女配还挺好的??”
“对啊起码没有真的泼热水.”

“不然真成死猪不怕开水烫了.”

“太可惜了公主的妆不防水呢.”








“可怕的是.”

“尽管女配那么说挺作的但是我更讨厌蓝鹰她们??”
“??这剧情和我想的不太一样.”

“难道不应该是吃瓜的全站在女配这边吗.”

“更窒息的是其他男生这时候来了句美女.”


“欧我笑会.”

“这年头有颜值就可以为所欲为了吗.”
“主要是大家三观跟着五官跑.”







“有病吗.”

“卸了个妆你连别人是谁都认不出来了??!”


“…好狗血.”
“欧我怀疑蓝心真的把自己化成了如花.”




“恕我直言.”

“你这描述太惨不忍睹了.”
“尤其是王源的.”



“蓝鹰行为太ex了.”








“瞅瞅这假惺惺的话.”

“典型的塑料姐妹花.”
“她们是没有看得很爽.”

“我看着也不是很爽.”

“为什么不让女配把仨逼娘们neng死.”

“那样的话我能爽翻了.”





“红润我理解.”

“性感的嘴唇长什么样??”

“孩子你怕不是个香肠嘴.”


“又是不知道从哪旮沓来的假发和美瞳.”

“孩子你要黑魔仙变身了吗.”


“公主要开始变异成变色龙了吗.”


“欧可能是只黑乌鸦.”
“无力吐槽.”


“好的蓝心的变身之路我看不下去了.”

“就到这里嗯对.”
“继雨衣一碗以后又一位依氏家族的同志诞生了.”

“让我们恭喜一只茧.”

“蓝鹰也配拥有姓名.”

“塑料姐妹花的代表蓝鹰同志.”




“好的同志们下期再见.”

“让我来一句蓝鹰同款英语.”

“Goodbye.”