“唔.”

“又是上学.”


“不要抱怨了.”

“赶紧起床.”

“要迟到了.”
(哼哼哼.)

(你觉得我还会信你吗.)

做了一个鬼脸.


“行行行.”

“赶紧起床吧.”

“你还记得答应了谁吗.”
(答应什么??)


“我就知道.”

(无奈.)

“宋雨琦.”
(!对吼.)

(我答应了宋雨琦那个沙雕要早睡早起.)

“不对啊.”

“我不是答应的张艺兴吗.”


“这个这个.”

“都有啦.”
(是吗?)

(总感觉不对啊.)


“没有不对.没有不对.”

“赶紧起来了.”
(好好好.起来了起来了.)

“砰砰砰.”

“优优?”
“啊?”


“今天也醒这么早吗.”

“刚才在和谁说话啊?”
“我我...我在和宋雨琦打电话呢.”

“宋雨琦让我早睡早起.害.”


“这样啊.”

“很好啊.”

“那么醒了就起来吧.”

“今天我的早班.”

“早餐放在桌上了.记得吃.”

“我先走啦.”

“晚上不接你了.自己回家.给你做你喜欢吃的土豆丝.”
“好的.我最爱你了.”

“哈哈哈哈.”

(允儿姐.)


“嗯?”
(我都忘了问了.)

(我哥什么职业啊?)


“医生.”

“当然.有时候也是家庭医生.”
(今天就是医院的医生吧?)


“对.”

“所以赶紧起来吧.”
“害.”

“不要急.”


“怎么能不急.”

“男主要经过这了!”
“你怎么不早说啊.害.”


(还没呢.大概还有二十分钟.)

(但我不告诉你.啦啦啦啦.)
待边优优洗完脸刷完牙.
抬手去看表.

“十分钟了!”

“他应该已经走过了.”

“慢慢吃吧.”

“有点冷了.”


“谁叫你一直不起来呢.”
“害.”

“我懒.”


“知道就好.”

“赶紧出门吧.”
“好嘞.”

(我做作业没?)

(忘了.害.)

(不管了.)

“赶紧走吧.”


“赶紧赶紧.”

“要到了.”
(???什么要到了?)


“赶紧走吧.”
“好好好.赶紧赶紧.”

(这么急干嘛.)


“哎呀哎呀.不要问了.”
(好嘛...好嘛.)


“学姐?”
“!啊.智旻啊.”


“学姐也住这吗?”
“对啊.你也住这附近吗.”


“嗯哼.”
(卧槽.这个声音...)


(嘻嘻嘻.)

“花痴了哦.”
(才没有呢!)

“啊.对了.叫我边优优吧.”

“不需要叫我学姐啦.”


“好的.”

“阿优.”
(!!!这个昵称.)


(噗哈哈.)

“阿u.”

“哈哈哈哈.”
(你不准喊.)


“哦吼!”

“见色忘友.”
(才没有!)


“阿优?”

“阿优?”
“嗯?”


“又没睡好吗.”
“是有点.”


“以后要早睡啊.”
“会的.”

“嘿嘿.”

“只是你喊我的这个名字...”

“好童真.”


“有吗.”

“你的名字很可爱啊.”

(四舍五入就是你很可爱啊.)
“啊哈哈.是吗.”


“对的啊.超级可爱的.”

(哦莫.这孩子怎么反被攻略了呢.)
脸超级红.

(他说我名字可爱诶...)


(这该死的恋爱的酸臭味...)
――――――

“拉线君来了.”

‘你的名字很可爱哦.四舍五入就是你很可爱呢.’