“唔.”

“怎么了?”


“要上课了.”

“赶紧起来醒醒觉.”
“啊.好.”

“嘿嘿.”

“谢谢提醒.”


“傻子吗.说什么谢谢.”

“平时就没见你这么有礼貌.”
“哪有.”

“我一直很礼貌好吗.”


“你个憨憨.”

“你以前哪有那么有礼貌.”

“不会被假冒了吧?”
“我我我...我才没有呢.”

(好慌好慌...)


“算了算了.”

“要上课了.”

“觉醒了吧?”
“当然.”


“喏.”

“你最爱的阿萨姆奶茶.”
“啊啊啊.我爱你.迪迪.”


“不要爱姐.姐只是个传说.”
“呸.我才是个传说.”


“你还传说.天天觉这么多.”
“哼.你...”

“叮铃铃.”

“啦啦啦.”向着边优优做鬼脸.
“下课跟你算算账.”


得瑟的摇了摇头.

“我更新完了.回来了.”
(嗯?怎么样了.)


“当然是好啦.你现在不用想我的名字我也能听到你的心里话.”
(这样感觉好没有隐私.害.)

“算了...”


“嗯?”

“边优优.”

“你算出来了?”
“啊?对...对.”

“我算出来了.”

赶紧站起来抬头去看题目.


(挺优秀啊.)

(没听课都知道题目在哪里.)

(一定是发呆惯犯.)
“这道题是79.”


(嗯?学霸.)

“很好.下次算出来了请举手回答.”
“好的好的.”


“坐下吧.”

“学霸啊.”
(不不不.)

(我只是高考前被虐待太久.)

(这些题目被练得滚瓜烂熟.)

(一看就知道怎么样才简单.)

(才算的快.)


“还记着方法呢.”
(被虐待那么久不能不记住.)

“叮铃铃.”
(下课了下课了!)


“我听得到.”
“对了.宋雨琦!”

“不要跑!”


“我听你的就有鬼了!”
“有本事不要跑.”


“那你有本事不要追!”
“我没本事.”


“我也没本事.”
“害.”

“我说三二一一起停.”


“可以!”
“三!”

“二!”

“一!”

“你停下来!”


“你怎么不停!”

“行啦.”

“都停下来.”
“呼~你个天杀的宋雨琦.”

“累死我了.”


“我也累.”

“你追着我干嘛.”
“谁叫你要跑呢.”


“你来追我我当然要跑啊.我又不是傻子.”
“你就是傻子.”


“你才是.”
“你是.”


“你是.”

“边优优你个辣鸡就不要出声了.”
“嘿!我没打的你对吧.”

“三天不打.上房揭瓦.”


扭头就跑.
“你们欺负我.害.”

“不追了.”

“自己跑去吧.”


“噗嗤.”

揉了揉边优优的头.
“不要揉我头.矮了.”


“我又不矮.”
“你鄙视我...?”


“没有.哪能呢.”

“辣鸡.”
“害.算了.你们说你们说.”

“阿弥陀佛南无阿弥陀佛...”

――――――

“害.”

“早安.”

‘我希望每天早上睁眼看到的第一个就是你.’