小番外（对不起）

对不起，本作者没有灵感，要停更几天

东方末竟然会道歉

也对，我好像把某个人的人设写崩了

滚！

哦，慢走不送

抱歉，我把人设写崩了

滚！

Pleasedon'tmind.

Iknowyou'reanidiot.

Idon't,whyshouldIlistentoyou?

Iheardthataperiodisapregnancy.

Cut!Youdon'tevenknowEnglish.

她说的是：切！你连英语都不懂

GostudyyourEnglishandcometome.

她说的是：你先去好好学习英语，再来找我吧

That'sright,becauseyoudon'tknowEnglish.That'swhyI'mscoldingyouinEnglish.

没错，就是因为你不懂英语，我才用英语来骂你

不是我，我只是来翻译的

Don'tyouhaveanywords?

Whatdoyouthink?Isthatpossible？

Butscoldme,donotgotostudyEnglish,evenifonlyalittle,understandwhatImean.

I'mnotinterestedinplayingwithdogs.No,youpig.

Learntheworld,youdonotunderstandtheright.

学霸的世界，你不懂就对了

Whotoldyoutolearn?

Idon'tlistentoclass.Idon'tknowwhatI'mdoingafterclass.Isleeplikeapigeveryday.

Whoareyoucallingapig?

Oh,IthoughtIheardapigcallingmenames.

Youfinallyadmityou'readeadpig.

你终于承认你是死猪了

Damnyou,thisguy'snotcrazy,ishe?

Youjustfigureditout.You'renotthinkingstraight.

你才发现啊，你脑子欠抽啊

Idon'thaveasister.Areyoufuckingaghost?Areyougonnafuckmycousin?

That'smorelikeit.

这还差不多

Noway!Youwish!

Yourgradesaregood,butyourEnglishisnotgood.

你英语是挺好的，可你的英语不行

Why？

It'syourpoorEnglish.It'smyfault.

Okay,I'llgetyoua"yes"teacher.

好，我给你找个“好”老师

Whatdoyouthink?Ofcourse.

Ofcourse.

当然

Ofcourse.He'scomingtomorrow.

Becausewearealllearningtyrants,notlikeyouarealearningscum.

因为我们是学霸，不像你们是学渣

We'renot,likesomepeople,smart-ass,jerk-off,sleepinglikepigs.

Becauseyou'restupid,you'renotgoodlooking,andyourEnglishisamess.

Allright,that'sit.Thewriter'stired.

好了好了，就这些，本作者累了

我只是负责翻译

Byebye

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