Chapter 1 .

“猪啊，起床了.”

“你才是猪.”

“你说你一天到晚除了吃就知道睡，不是猪是什么.”

“不想理你.”

他坐到床边.

把她的被子掀开.

一把掐住她肉肉的小脸蛋.

“起床.”

“不要.”

“起床.”

“不要.”

“快点.”

“不要.”

“现在都十二点了金小姐.”

“你再不起来，我明天让你在床上待一天.”

“......”

“你认真的吗.”

“我认真的.”

“所以你起不起来.”

“起起起起.”

“想当年我哥都奈何不了我，你还不让我碎觉.”

“被我哥知道我多丢脸.”

“你哪有什么脸.”

“.....”

瞬间空气安静.

“怜香惜玉啊兔子.”

“你算哪块玉.”

“顶多算是一块石头.”

“......”

“......”

“石头.....”

“田柾国你可以直接到街上，那里一堆玉，随便你找.”

“呆子你生气了？”

“怎么会呢，我如此之大方.”

“不过你告诉我，你当初是怎么娶的我这块石头.”

“我只是一时鬼迷心窍.”

“......”

“嘿，兔子我肚子疼.”

“不会吧，你是不是那啥来了.”

“！”

“兔子你先出去.”

“红糖水？”

“废话.”