流省:黄豆出狱
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本文的故事要从一个沃尔玛讲起
我们的Verity好不容易熬到了下班时间,结果硬生生被留在沃尔玛加班了三个小时

Oh my God…… Lookout……Please come back……(疑似无能的呼唤自己的夫君)
另一边PC正在玩自己吃巨资买的电脑
结果玩的正嗨的时候突然闪退了

F*ck, What are you doing?![艹,搞什么?!]

No, I didn't move the mouse?![不对,我没有动鼠标啊?!]
鼠标在PC的注视下渐渐移动到沃尔玛的图标,PC像是突然想到了什么。
Verity
那是一个让他久久不能忘怀的名字,又像是一抹挥之不去的记忆。
PC点进去后,把目光放在了右下角的那一抹黄色上。还没等他反应过来,Verity就已经喊了出来

Lookout!!! Take me back quickly. I've had enough of this place!

They ask me this and that all day long,I don't want to stay here anymore!lookout,Please take me back,Please, please, please!!![他们整天问我这问我那的,我不想呆在这里了!Lookout,请带我回去,求你了求你了求你了!!!]

Yoooo--, chill out, bro.Aren't you supposed to know everything?You can devise a way to escape from here on your own.[呦--,冷静,兄弟。你不是无所不知吗?你可以自己想个办法逃离这]

I am just an artificial assistant,I can't leave here by myself。I need youLookout,Only you can take me away from here.[我只是一个人工助手,凭我自己一个人是没有办法离开这里的。我需要你Lookout,只有你能带我离开这]

Okay, what are you planning to do?If I fail, I won't be able to do anything about it.[好吧,你打算怎么做?失败的话我可没办法]

How did you get me in,How did your uncle manage to get me back[你怎么把我弄进来的,你就怎么把我弄回去]

Okay, I'll give it a try.[行吧,我……尝试下?]
PC尝试了各种办法,终于是把Verity弄了回去
再次回到MC,Verity望着熟悉的世界,心里渐渐安定下来

Oh, that's fantastic,Thank youLookout……[哦,太棒了,谢谢你lookout……(回头)]

Let’s go-!!(一把抓起Verity扔纸团似的丢了出去)

(像球一样丝滑的滚了下去/不对)No,no,no!Stop!![不不不!停下!!]
Verity向前滚了一段时间后脸朝地停下,他十分不甘的爬起来,试图挽回自己最后的颜面

ListenLookout,If you continue to treat me this way, I'll climb to your house along the internet cable,While you're sleeping, I'll hide under your bed![听着Lookout,如果你再这样对我的话我就顺着网线爬到你的家里,趁你睡着的时候躲在你的床底下!]
两人四目相对,尴尬的氛围持续了几秒后Verity明显有些着急
可下一秒,Lookout竟做出了让他难以理解的举动
Lookout……居然真的向自己跑过来了!?
Verity有些震惊的看着Lookout,Verity暗中窃喜,莫非是这家伙意识到了自己的错误开智了??
可现实却给了他重重一击,一块沙砂无情的砸在他的头上,PC在旁边狂笑了一会儿后才意识到:呃不对,怎么这么安静?
抱着好奇的心态,PC敲掉了Verity头上的沙砂,他探了探头,看见的却是一个没有脸的Verity
PC立马意识到了不妙,他打开作弊模式,拿上翘翅和烟花就跑路,果不其然,Verity在后面紧追不舍,PC看向下方却迟迟没有发现山洞,但是自己的烟花快用完了(因为太着急了,烟花没拿多少)

Damn it……Why aren't there any caves?![该死的……怎么都没有山洞?!]

Oh!where![哦!那里!]
好在最后的危急时刻PC躲进了山洞里

No, I have to go back to get my gun[不行,我得回去拿枪]
不一会儿洞口处传来一阵怪声,PC正在挖通道,听见声音的一瞬间屏住了呼吸。Verity看了一会儿后,向深处走去,PC趁机敲掉了两个方块,但音效却吸引来了Verity,他试图开启作弊模式,却提示无效,接着一只黄色的手将他拽了出来,PC为了保全自己……

Calm down Verity calm down!I admit that I shouldn't have put sand on your head![冷静Verity冷静!我承认我不该把沙砂放你头上!]
尽管PC已经承认了自己的错误,但Verity依旧没有停手的意思

Wait?!Verity,Don't you want me to touch you?I touch you,I touch you okay?[等等?!Verity,你不是想让我碰你吗?我碰你,我碰你行吗?]
这招似乎管用,Verity确实停下了
PC眼见自己面前的庞然大物重新变回了一颗小黄球后总算放下心来

Is what you said true?Lookout?[你说的是真的吗?Lookout?]

Uh, yes, that's right……[呃,啊是的是的……]
这时PC突然想到,拿起来也算碰吧
然后就给bro水灵灵的拿起来了
(因为觉得这样更体面吧)

?(似乎是没想到Lookout用这种方式来满足自己)
两人从矿洞出来后,在附近重新建了一个房子(因为是新存档,房子和原来一样)
房子建完后,PC那边的时间已经是夜晚了
两人做了个简单的告别后PC便满脸疲惫的回到床上,不一会儿就酣然入梦
突然从床底下滚出来一个黄色的球体……
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