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2.欢迎回家Verity

永恒的陪伴

流省:黄豆出狱

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本文的故事要从一个沃尔玛讲起

我们的Verity好不容易熬到了下班时间,结果硬生生被留在沃尔玛加班了三个小时

Verity(PC
Verity(PC

Oh my God…… Lookout……Please come back……(疑似无能的呼唤自己的夫君)

另一边PC正在玩自己吃巨资买的电脑

结果玩的正嗨的时候突然闪退了

Lookout(PC
Lookout(PC

F*ck, What are you doing?![艹,搞什么?!]

Lookout(PC
Lookout(PC

No, I didn't move the mouse?![不对,我没有动鼠标啊?!]

鼠标在PC的注视下渐渐移动到沃尔玛的图标,PC像是突然想到了什么。

Verity

那是一个让他久久不能忘怀的名字,又像是一抹挥之不去的记忆。

PC点进去后,把目光放在了右下角的那一抹黄色上。还没等他反应过来,Verity就已经喊了出来

Verity(PC
Verity(PC

Lookout!!! Take me back quickly. I've had enough of this place!![Lookout!!!快带我回去。我受够这里了!!](诉苦中)

Verity(PC
Verity(PC

They ask me this and that all day long,I don't want to stay here anymore!lookout,Please take me back,Please, please, please!!![他们整天问我这问我那的,我不想呆在这里了!Lookout,请带我回去,求你了求你了求你了!!!]

Lookout(PC
Lookout(PC

Yoooo--, chill out, bro.Aren't you supposed to know everything?You can devise a way to escape from here on your own.[呦--,冷静,兄弟。你不是无所不知吗?你可以自己想个办法逃离这]

Verity(PC
Verity(PC

I am just an artificial assistant,I can't leave here by myself。I need youLookout,Only you can take me away from here.[我只是一个人工助手,凭我自己一个人是没有办法离开这里的。我需要你Lookout,只有你能带我离开这]

Lookout(PC
Lookout(PC

Okay, what are you planning to do?If I fail, I won't be able to do anything about it.[好吧,你打算怎么做?失败的话我可没办法]

Verity(PC
Verity(PC

How did you get me in,How did your uncle manage to get me back[你怎么把我弄进来的,你就怎么把我弄回去]

Lookout(PC
Lookout(PC

Okay, I'll give it a try.[行吧,我……尝试下?]

PC尝试了各种办法,终于是把Verity弄了回去

再次回到MC,Verity望着熟悉的世界,心里渐渐安定下来

Verity(PC
Verity(PC

Oh, that's fantastic,Thank youLookout……[哦,太棒了,谢谢你lookout……(回头)]

Lookout(PC
Lookout(PC

Let’s go-!!(一把抓起Verity扔纸团似的丢了出去)

Verity(PC
Verity(PC

(像球一样丝滑的滚了下去/不对)No,no,no!Stop!![不不不!停下!!]

Verity向前滚了一段时间后脸朝地停下,他十分不甘的爬起来,试图挽回自己最后的颜面

Verity(PC
Verity(PC

ListenLookout,If you continue to treat me this way, I'll climb to your house along the internet cable,While you're sleeping, I'll hide under your bed![听着Lookout,如果你再这样对我的话我就顺着网线爬到你的家里,趁你睡着的时候躲在你的床底下!]

两人四目相对,尴尬的氛围持续了几秒后Verity明显有些着急

可下一秒,Lookout竟做出了让他难以理解的举动

Lookout……居然真的向自己跑过来了!?

Verity有些震惊的看着Lookout,Verity暗中窃喜,莫非是这家伙意识到了自己的错误开智了??

可现实却给了他重重一击,一块沙砂无情的砸在他的头上,PC在旁边狂笑了一会儿后才意识到:呃不对,怎么这么安静?

抱着好奇的心态,PC敲掉了Verity头上的沙砂,他探了探头,看见的却是一个没有脸的Verity

PC立马意识到了不妙,他打开作弊模式,拿上翘翅和烟花就跑路,果不其然,Verity在后面紧追不舍,PC看向下方却迟迟没有发现山洞,但是自己的烟花快用完了(因为太着急了,烟花没拿多少)

Lookout(PC
Lookout(PC

Damn it……Why aren't there any caves?![该死的……怎么都没有山洞?!]

Lookout(PC
Lookout(PC

Oh!where![哦!那里!]

好在最后的危急时刻PC躲进了山洞里

Lookout(PC
Lookout(PC

No, I have to go back to get my gun[不行,我得回去拿枪]

不一会儿洞口处传来一阵怪声,PC正在挖通道,听见声音的一瞬间屏住了呼吸。Verity看了一会儿后,向深处走去,PC趁机敲掉了两个方块,但音效却吸引来了Verity,他试图开启作弊模式,却提示无效,接着一只黄色的手将他拽了出来,PC为了保全自己……

Lookout(PC
Lookout(PC

Calm down Verity calm down!I admit that I shouldn't have put sand on your head![冷静Verity冷静!我承认我不该把沙砂放你头上!]

尽管PC已经承认了自己的错误,但Verity依旧没有停手的意思

Lookout(PC
Lookout(PC

Wait?!Verity,Don't you want me to touch you?I touch you,I touch you okay?[等等?!Verity,你不是想让我碰你吗?我碰你,我碰你行吗?]

这招似乎管用,Verity确实停下了

PC眼见自己面前的庞然大物重新变回了一颗小黄球后总算放下心来

Verity(PC
Verity(PC

Is what you said true?Lookout?[你说的是真的吗?Lookout?]

Lookout(PC
Lookout(PC

Uh, yes, that's right……[呃,啊是的是的……]

这时PC突然想到,拿起来也算碰吧

然后就给bro水灵灵的拿起来了

(因为觉得这样更体面吧)

Verity(PC
Verity(PC

?(似乎是没想到Lookout用这种方式来满足自己)

两人从矿洞出来后,在附近重新建了一个房子(因为是新存档,房子和原来一样)

房子建完后,PC那边的时间已经是夜晚了

两人做了个简单的告别后PC便满脸疲惫的回到床上,不一会儿就酣然入梦

突然从床底下滚出来一个黄色的球体……

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我选择用中文加英文的格式,因为说中文感觉有点别扭

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