沐兮陌到达美国了
#沐兮陌 洁琼,到机场来接我

嗯?你来美国了?
#沐兮陌 对

我的小祖宗,你来怎么不和我说一声?等着我现在就来接你
#沐兮陌 快点
接到之后

祖宗,你怎么来美国了?
#沐兮陌 想清净一段时间

哦
分割线

祖宗,你自己好好在美国玩吧,我还要回公司呢,拜拜
#沐兮陌 拜拜
美国大街上
#沐兮陌 唉,换件衣服吧!
#沐兮陌 (到了商店)咦?这衣服不错
#售货员 Can I help you?
#沐兮陌 Yes, how much is this skirt
#售货员 $ 100
#沐兮陌 OK may I have my card
#售货员 Capable

#沐兮陌 下一个地点,出发!
#沐兮陌 (撞到一个小妹妹)I'm sorry, little sister. are you okay?
#小妹妹 It's okay, big sister
#老师 Hello you hit my daughter and you're not apologizing!(原谅一下,作者怎么弄,都弄不好这个,把老师当做妈妈)
#小妹妹 No, mom, I hit my big sister myself
#老师 Shut up. It's not your turn for a child to talk. don't interrupt an adult!
#小妹妹 I, mom,
#老师 Apologize quickly! Or I'll show you!
#沐兮陌 I've already apologized to the little sister. why are you so mean?
#老师 You
#沐兮陌 Me what me
#老师 Daughter go
#沐兮陌 Damn, it's a little young to fight me