周二了,去上学了
七点了,去上学

他很快的去上学了,没想到在路上发生了意外。
一条′老奶奶在车上
一看就看到了王小明他人
OS:他来了


老人:小伙只,给我让个座吧。
前轱辘不转,后轱辘转思密达。


老人:SO外国人呐?

老人:给我让座思密达。
听不懂思密达。


老人:别骗人啦。
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没迟到


老师叫你去喝tea
完蛋了。

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Tell me, what was the homework yesterday?
我…


Needless to say, I give you a chance to make amends in the river.

As long as you do what I say, not only will you not be punished, but you will also be rewarded with a day's holiday. Let's pretend that you were wronged by my crying. Let's pretend that you were beaten by me and you cried, then tell our friends that I was looking for you, and then say that the English teacher is very angry, and if we don't tell him the truth, he will fire that person. If you don't tell him the truth, he will fire that man, okay?
怕有人听不懂:别说了,我我有的办法可以让你既不用做这次惩罚也不用让你受灾难,还可以获得一天假期,假装我打了你,你哭着回去给他们看,然后说我很生气,然后要把某个抄作业的人给开除了,叫一个人过来,他们自然会暴露。
知道了

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王小明哭着回去接下来就不用说了。
☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

王小明不是我真就
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One of you must be fired. Are you rocks, scissors, cloth or something?

我们选择智力问答。

okay

Little love

小爱:我在

Give three questions

小爱I don't know. 是什么意思?

我不知道啊

Oh dear! He Zhixian, you successfully picked up a dog's life.

小爱:世界上最大的岛是什么?

不知道

You also picked up a dog's life.

小爱:把圆周率完全背出来,而且不能错一个字。

不是我真就…