被迫开坑ŏ̥̥̥̥םŏ̥̥̥̥家人们谁懂啊？呜呜呜
迅速开完，继续写作业
(⌯︎¤̴̶̷̀ω¤̴̶̷́)✧︎
哦，等一下。
今天不更新了
今天创人……
嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿（超级邪恶的笑声）
不在三坑里创，就在这里创
咳咳……（战术性清嗓）
欢迎大家观看本次表演。
我今天就来表演一下你们最“喜欢”的文笔
也是当下最“火”的文笔（一切皆为讽刺，大家切勿）
就当成笑话看看好啦~不是正文哦！
𖤣𖥧𖥣｡𖤣𖥧𖥣｡𖤣𖥧𖥣｡𖤣𖥧𖥣｡𖤣𖥧𖥣｡𖤣𖥧𖥣｡𖤣𖥧𖥣｡𖤣𖥧𖥣｡
Performance begins……
Welcome to my performance. This will be an imitation show
Please don't question me, okay？
So let's start now！
Scenario 1
This is an article about blackening……
（用英文其实是为了过审）
万一审核君是个精通八国语言的孔子呢？
算了算了，我们继续。
我会尽量不用英语。
The scene is after the blackening of the twelve constellations
……
At this moment, the lion is zooming in on the Pisces
Wuwuwu, don't come over! Sister, come and help me quickly
Flame Slash！（cat’s paw）
As soon as the lion aimed its arrow at the neck of the Pisces and chopped it down, Scorpio and Cancer immediately appeared, stopping everything while piercing the lion's heart with their sharp weapons……
（The imitation here is not as detailed as in the original version.）
（Holding onto the pierced heart and groaning）
At this moment, the lion raised its sword and desperately wanted to get up, but unfortunately, it was controlled by Pisces
Don't try to disturb the sisters!
Are you okay, little fish?
I'm fine
……
At this moment, the scorpion walked up to the lion and fiercely cut off its arm with a sickle
Okay, okay, my sisters are the best.
Don't you know each other anymore? This is your favorite group pet article! This is your favorite group pet! This is the group pet that you have written the most about!
Does it seem hypocritical enough now? The original author's writing is really good... but some things are not right. Is this fair? Why is the scale always tilted towards your side? You can just tilt it a bit, why do you have to tilt it all?
学好英语，从我做起。
千万别当真，把它（是说我写的文章）当成笑话看就行
每个人起码都应该被尊重，对吧？
你们逃不掉的，待会再接着创你们。
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈（魔怔了）
The magnificent stage is coming to an end, goodbye
哈哈哈哈哈（超邪恶的笑声）被创死了吗？
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