一时脑抽,想搞英文版


Wow! Harry Potter is so handsome!

Just... Harry is so pitiful

If I were inside, I would definitely be able to change everything!


Okay, dear
I*!(地球优美语言)


I am the system, dear
Silly... what system?


I am a system that can help you achieve your wishes, dear
Uh……oh……ohoh

The author's gaze gradually became wise

Okay, now we have to go, dear
Oh, okay... okay, what?


Portal, open!
Wow, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!(此处纯为凑字数,不用细看)

Grass! Turn me around! Yue~


Okay, we've arrived, dear
Knowing... the truth, Yue~


We are now at the door of Harry Potter's house, dear.
What part is it now? (Instant Recovery)


Now it's the first installment, dear
At this moment, a chubby man, driving, discovered the wrong author

Hello! Little devil! Why are you staying in front of my house?
Uh... this...


answer me!!!
Uh, I'm here to take care of Harry!


Are you here to take care of him? Penny, did we hire someone like this?

Oh, Vernon, we didn't invite such a person, but that's okay. What's your name?
Aunt Penny shouted at the author, afraid she wouldn't hear, but the volume seemed to be afraid that everyone on Privet Drive wouldn't hear
I...my name is... Oh! My name is Narry! Narry Selina


Nali? Hmm, that's a strange name. Forget it, you're just as strange as this kid's name. Wait here now, wait for me to park the car and open the door before you can enter. Do you understand?
Uncle Vernon's tone is like threatening the author
Listen... I understand!


Is great!
After speaking, Uncle Vernon hurriedly ran back to the car
Hello, system!


What's the matter, dear?
Why did it start like this?


Because this plot direction is reasonable, dear
Uh... okay, so it turns out {this reason is that I don't even believe it!!!}


Hello! What are you muttering about!
Ah。 No... nothing


I hope this is true

Hello! System(小声)

What's the matter, dear?
Can't they see you?


You don't believe me, dear

So let's test it, dear!
I saw the system flying to Uncle Vernon's ear and shouting loudly:

The Dursley family is all big! Stupid! Eggs!
Wow, ah, ah! What are you doing!


What are you talking about?
Oh, nothing


That's good, come on in!
The author walked into the Dursley family, and at this moment, she received her first task——
Helping Harry Potter become a wizard3
哇,德思礼一家真是庞大又愚蠢的鸡蛋啊!