1.30 甜妹篇

公主你总是笑哈哈的像个小太阳

Princess, you always smile like a little sun.

我本来长这样ovo,后来被打了一拳,变成Ovo

I used to look like ovo, but then I was punched and turned into Ovo.

可以说想你吗会不会太冒昧

Can I say that I miss you? is it too presumptuous?

我这么乖不亲亲吗

Am I so good that I don't kiss?

你不要总是灰蒙蒙的我想让你快乐

Don't be gray all the time. I want you to be happy.

才不要浪费好的天气暖洋洋的阳光，也不要浪费那些真切的关心和希望

Don't waste good weather and warm sunshine. And don't waste those real concerns and hopes.

遇见你们就像懒羊羊的世界下起了青草蛋糕

Meeting you is like a grass cake under the world of lazy sheep.

心只有一颗也只爱你一个

There is only one heart and only one love for you.

你嗦爱我真嘟假嘟

You say you love me

像个土豆,不仅土还挺逗

Like a potato, not only dirt but also funny

保持美丽的秘诀以前是早睡现在是修图

The secret to keeping beautiful used to be going to bed early and now it's picture-fixing.

可惜你不听恐龙抗狼也不懂我

It's a pity you don't listen to dinosaurs and wolves, and you don't understand me.

重生之我是酷帅狂霸拽奥特曼

I was reborn as a cool bully who dragged Altman.

怪不得那么累,原来我是人类

No wonder I'm so tired. I'm human.

如果有人追你那我就绊倒他

If someone chases you, I'll trip him.

分了他妹提的因为没送起泡胶

He gave it to his sister because he didn't send styrofoam.

小水瓶的爱绝对痴心!

The love of Aquarius is absolutely infatuated.

我的世界你是C位

You are the C position in my world.

公主烟我可以不吸但我不能没有你

Princess, I don't have to smoke, but I can't do without you.

今天是三好小狗好饿好困

Today is three good puppies so hungry and sleepy.

小金牛的爱痴心绝对

Little Taurus love infatuation absolutely

想不出文案暂且称为甜妹的烦恼

Can't think of the trouble that the copywriter is called Sweetie for the time being.

果然听到了甜甜的歌就想谈恋爱··

Sure enough, I want to fall in love when I hear Tian Tian's song.

听说女孩子说叠词会很可爱我我觉觉得得我我已已经经完完全全掌掌握握了了

I heard that girls say that reduplicated words will be cute. I think I have a complete grasp of the whole hand.

小猪小猪软乎乎遇到困难呼噜噜

Piglet soft piglet in trouble grunt

小纸条永远青春里独有浪漫

The note is unique to romance in youth forever.

把爱写成专辑你是主打曲

Write love into an album you are the lead song

泥说只跟窝丸是尊嘟假嘟O.o

The mud said that only with Wo Maru is Zun du fake du O.O.

该怎么拿下你麻袋还是甜言蜜语

How to take down your sack or sweet talk?

不开心的事统统闪开让我做你的开心果

Get out of the way and let me be your pistachio.

好甜是真的没有男朋友也是真的·

It's so sweet. It's true that there's no boyfriend.

有谁还不知道爷是甜美的受死吧

Is there anyone who doesn't know that I am a sweet death?

我在脱贫和脱单中选择了脱发

I chose hair loss between poverty alleviation and singles

我就说方向怎么失了南北,原来是我帅的有点东西

I just said how the direction was lost in the north and south. It turned out that I was handsome.

总是睡眠不好医生说建议睡在八块腹肌上

It's always bad to sleep. The doctor says it's recommended to sleep on an eight-pack.

你说离不开我系尊滴假嘟

You said you couldn't do without me.

一定要理想型嘛我不行咩

It has to be ideal. Can't I?

我的好朋友们排队站好?

My good friends, line up.