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十、我妈给我泡了杯咖啡，我表示了赞美，他说就知道你喜欢娘炮的东西。

My mother made me a cup of coffee, and I praised it. He said that he knew you liked what your mother made.

十一、只要我把脸吃得够圆，就没有人能把我看扁。

As long as I eat my face round enough, no one can look down on me

十二、再次声明一下，我的脑子秒懂是我脑子的事，不是我本人的问题，我尊重我脑子的想法与选择，我依旧是那个纯洁的女孩子。

Once again, it's my brain's problem, not my own. I respect my brain's thoughts and choices, and I'm still the pure girl.

十三、一个人吃饭总觉得孤单，但一个人吃零食就不会。

A person always feels lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks.

十四、想做你的二锅头，又乖又二又上头。

Want to be your Erguotou, be good, second and top

十五、学习学到忘记看手机，这种感觉超爽拿起手机，发现时间才过了两分钟！

Learning to forget to watch your mobile phone is a great feeling. Pick up your mobile phone and find that it has only passed two minutes!

十六、我有三句话想跟你说，包括下面这一句，谢谢我讲完了。

I have three sentences to tell you, including the following one. Thank you for finishing.

十七、我躺在床上，听到小偷进我房间，我闭上眼睛，此时我也很期待他能从我家翻出点钱来。

I lay in bed and heard the thief enter my room. I closed my eyes. At this time, I was looking forward to him digging out some money from my house.

十八、冷知识，只要你买到机票，即使不发朋友圈，你也能乘坐飞机，顺利到达目的地。

Cold knowledge as long as you buy a ticket, you can fly to your destination smoothly even if you don't send friends

十九、面对着课上老师的辛苦讲解，我不禁陷入了沉思，很快就进入了梦乡。

Facing the teacher's hard explanation in class, I couldn't help but get lost in thought and soon fell asleep.