人类幼崽可爱发言（1）

实在不知道更什么了，怎么说呢？最近有点懒的打字。

Did I miss my sister when she was studying in kindergarten? After getting a positive answer, she smiled and said to me, "That's good. I thought I was the only one who secretly missed you in kindergarten!"

幼儿园妹妹放学问我有没有想她，得到肯定回答后，笑着对我说：“那就好，我还以为只有我在幼儿园偷偷想你呢！”

Three-and-a-half-year-old children go for an electrocardiogram, lie down and ask grandma, am I charging?

三岁半的孩子去做心电图，躺着问奶奶，我是在充电吗？

Ask the child, "What do you think when adults wake you up?" Answer: "I want to lie down for a while."

问孩子，“大人叫你起床你是怎么想的。”回答：“我想在躺一会。”

Ask the child, "What do you want to do if you can fly in the air?" Answer: "I want to hold those who can't fly, so that they can fly too."

问小孩，“如果能在空中飞想做什么？”回答：“我要抱着飞不了的人，让他们也能飞起来。”

The eleven-year-old brother tied the alarm clock to his sister's hand with a glow stick and said, "I locked you up with time!"

十一岁的弟弟用荧光棒把闹钟绑在姐姐手上说，“我用时间把你锁住啦！”

Seeing a little boy who fell on the road, his mother asked him, "How can he fall on the ground?" The child replied proudly, "Because the earth likes me so much!"

路上看到一位摔倒的小男孩，妈妈问他，“怎么平地也能摔倒呀？”小孩超级得意的回答：“因为地球太喜欢我了！”

The child who just graduated from kindergarten said happily: I don't have to go to school anymore.

刚幼儿园毕业的孩子开心地说：我以后再也不用上学啦～。

Yesterday, after work, my child asked me if I had paid my salary. I asked him why he asked, and he said, "Mom, you got paid to buy yourself a beautiful skirt and a beautiful crown, the crown worn by the princess!"

昨天下班，孩子问我发工资了没有？我问他为什么这样问，他说：“妈妈，发工资了你给自己买漂亮裙子和漂亮王冠，公主戴的王冠！”