英语霸气怼人

没文化可以学，长得丑可以整，你心眼坏真的没法治。

No culture to learn, ugly can be whole, you have a bad heart, really no rule of law.

人和猪的区别就是：猪一直是猪，而人有时却不是人！

The difference between man and pig is: pig is always a pig, but man is not human sometimes!

个头大就一定厉害吗？恐龙不是照样灭绝了！

Is a big man necessarily good? Dinaurs are not extinct!

你活着浪费空气，死了浪费土地，半死不活浪费人民币。

You waste air alive, land waste dead, and RMB half dead.

很多人不是心理疾病，而是心理残疾，治不好的那一种。

Many people are not mental illness, but mental disability, which can not be cured.

老师让我们不要乱扔垃圾，不然我早把你丢了。

The teacher told us not to litter, or I would have lt you.

有病你治病，你别找我啊，我又不是兽医。

If you have a disease, you can treat it. Don't call me. I'm not a veterinarian.

如果多吃鱼可以补脑让人变聪明的话，那么你至少得吃一对儿鲸鱼。

If eating more fish can make people smarter, you have to eat at least a couple of whales.

思想有多远，你就滚多远；光速有多快，你就滚多快。

You can roll as far as your thoughts go; you can roll as fast as the speed of light.

虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。

Although you are sprayed with cologne, I can still vaguely smell scum

别张口闭口的就带着你爹你妈，你那么孝顺出来得瑟什么。

Don't open your mouth and take your father and mother with you. You are so filial to get what you need.

你的小脑真发达，把大脑的地儿都占了。

Your cerebellum is so developed that it takes up all the space of your brain.

请问你长成这样，是对这个世界有什么不满的情绪吗？

May I ask if you have any displeasure with the world as you look like this?

你看不惯那就不要和我说话了，因为我真的不懂你们的语言，万一要是让别人看到了，我和一个奇葩在吵架，那还真的是一个让人耻笑的事情呢！

If you don't like it, don't talk to me, because I really don't understand your language, in if others see me and a strange flower

我劝你没事的时候多拿镜子照照你的脸吧，看看你自己的脸皮到底有多厚！

I advise you to take a mirror to look at your face you are free, and see how thick your own skin is!

我不想跟你吵架，主要是我不想因为你，脏了我的眼睛，浪费了我的口水！

I don't want to quarrel with you, mainly because I don't want you, dirty my eyes, waste my saliva!

没事的，我也没有那么讨厌你，反正你活着也就让人讨厌那么点用处了。

It's all right. I don't hate you that much. Anyway, there's something annoying about being alive.

我劝你一年四季都要出去多晒晒太阳，因为只要你晒得足够的黑，我想就没有人再认为你是白痴了！

I advise you to get out in the sun all the year round, because as long as you get a good tan, I don't think anyone will think you're an idiot any more!

你说话这么不用脑子，是不是这几天东西吃多了，把它吐出去了呢！

You don't need to think so much you talk. Is it because you ate too much these days and spit it out?

不要什么事情都觉得自己委屈吃亏，遇到事情你首先要想想自己到底配不配，然后再去想自己对不对！

Don't what thing all feel oneself aggrieved suffer a ls, encounter a thing you want to think oneself after all deserve not to deserve above all, think！

请问你是收集古董的老板吗？见到谁都叫宝贝！你这么能装，我想上辈子你可能就是个垃圾袋吧！

Are you the owner of antique collection? See everyone is called baby! You so can pack, I think last life you may be a garbage bag!

不要总觉得自己是个金子到哪里都会发光，其实你有没有想过，你可能就是以后玻璃渣子，不管放到哪里都会反光的那种！

Don't always feel that he is a gold to will shine, in fact, you have not thought, you may be the future of glass muck, no matter to

你说话这么难听，怕是你上完厕所忘记把嘴擦干净了吧！

I'm afraid you forgot to wipe your mouth after you went to the bathroom.

你上辈子应该是个厨师吧，我觉得你这个人很会添油加醋，很会火上浇油嘛！

You should have been a cook in your previous life, I think you are very good at adding fuel to the fire!

假如你的绿茶气质可以用来发电的话，那么我想全世界的发电厂都可以停工了，因为只要有你一个就可以了！

If your green tea temperament could be used to generate electricity, Then I think power plants all over the world could be shut down, because just one

天下如此之大，可是终究也大不过你缺的那点脑子！自从见到你以后，我才真正地知道了什么叫奇葩！

The world is so big, but ultimately also big but you lack that bit of brain! Since I saw you, I really know what is weird!

对于你，我真的实在想不出来，可以用什么样人类的语言跟你沟通了！

For you, I really can't think of what kind of human language can be used to communicate with you!

你上辈子应该是个容量很大的铅笔盒吧，不然你怎么能够装得了那么的笔呢？

You should have been a big pencil-box in your last life. How would you have been able to hold such pens?