文案三十七:牛马官宣句

作者大大我又来更文了。

作者大大呵呵！😂😂

作者大大结尾有惊喜哟！

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1.来了来了，他来了，瞎了瞎了，他终于瞎了。

He's coming, he's coming, blind, blind, he's finally blind.

2.遇到过这么多猪，你是最可爱的。

I've met so many pigs, you're the cutest.

3.多大年纪大，图他不洗澡图，他三室一厅可以跑。

Old age. If you don't take a bath, he can run in three rooms and one living room.

4.不装了，摊牌了，我拱到白菜了。

No, it's a showdown. I've got cabbage.

5.各位姐妹们，我插上猪粪了！

Ladies and gentlemen, I've inserted pigs!

6.女明星和他的素人男友。

Female star and his amateur boyfriend.

7.就是这个人打破了我孤独终老的计划。

It was this man who broke my plan to die alone.

8.从今天开始学习如何科学养猪。

Learn how to raise pigs scientifically from today.

9.我找到替易烊千玺照顾我的人了。

I found someone to take care of me for Jackson Yee.

10.大家好！我决定改名叫小白菜了！别问我为什么，有猪拱我了！

Hello everyone! I decided to change my name to pakchoi! Don't ask me why, the pig arched me!

11.糖醋排骨很好吃，可我最爱大猪蹄子。

Sweet and sour pork ribs are delicious, but I love big pig's trotters best.

12.再见大森林，我被歪脖子树挂住了。

Goodbye to the big forest, I'm stuck in a crooked neck tree...

13.对自己好一点，能怪这货的，就别怪自己。

Be nice to yourself. If you can blame the goods, don't blame yourself.

14.替这位以后要照顾我的小伙子捏把汗。

Sweat for the young man who will take care of me in the future.

15.皮革厂会倒，小姨子会跑，只有我对你的爱一直到老。

The tannery will collapse, the sister-in-law will run, and only my love for you will grow old.

16.我买的那些积灰皮筋，有人戴了！

Those dusty rubber bands I bought were worn!

17.听了前任的建议，找了个更好的。

After listening to the advice of my predecessor, I found a better one.

18.以后终于有人撑伞送我回家了！不用自己辛苦摇花手了。

Someone will take me home with an umbrella in the future, so I don't have to shake my hand.

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人有悲欢离合，

牛马点缀生活。

小荷才露尖尖角，

越是牛马越是吊。

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暗梅幽闻花，

卧枝伤恨低。

遥问卧似水，

疑透达春绿。

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作者大大好了！今天先更到这里了！

作者大大明天见！

作者大大哈哈😃！

作者大大拜拜啦！