文案三十三:九个学科专属表白

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1.生物学科:

我有三道防线，也不能将你免疫。

I have three lines of defense, and I can't immunize you.

2.英语学科:

There's nothing to love but you.

(除你之外，别无所爱)

3.历史学科:

我爱上你，顺应历史发展潮流，符合历史发展规律。

I fall in love with you The development trend is in line with the laws of historical development.

4.化学学科:

H(氢)At(砹)T(锝)os(锇)At(砹)Nb(铌)！

H (hydrogen) At (cymbal) t (technetium) os (osmium) At (cymbal) Nb (niobium)!

5.物理学科:

如果你是正电荷，那我就是负电荷，吸引是正确选项的唯一。

If you are positively charged, then I am negative charge attraction is the only one with the right option.

6.政治学科:

如果你注定是我女朋友，为何不早点行使我权利呢？

If you're meant to be my girlfriend, I won't drive early in the future. It's my right.

6.语文学科:

此水几时休，此恨何时已，只愿君心似我心，定不负相思意。

When will this water stop, and when will this hate be over, I only wish your heart be like my heart, and I will not live up to the lovesickness.

7.地理学科:

你是大西洋暖流，我是摩尔曼斯港，因为你的到来，我的世界成了不冻港。

You are the Atlantic warm current, I am the port of Morse, because of your arrival, my world has become a frozen port.

9.数学学科:

如果我的心是x轴，那你就是开口向上与x轴不相交的抛物线，永远都在我的心上。

If my heart is the X axis, then you are a parabola that opens up and does not intersect the X axis, always in my heart.

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