正文69：少年未完成f

慕安澜Ever since I was a girl my own mother vowed

慕安澜I must find the way to power through a noble brow

【这英文大赞！】

【怪不得陈一辰说英语不行……】

【神仙口语我好爱】

慕安澜I married once for love then my senses came

慕安澜I must marry for the stature of my husband's name

慕安澜Onto marriage number two

慕安澜I knew what I had to do

【我能pick这个后妈吗？】

【我突然好奇澜子是不是英语专业的】

【这娃子才17……还没高考呢】

【来自英语专业的目光】

慕安澜And my poor husband fell ill in a year or two

慕安澜Solved problem number one now to problem number two

慕安澜His doe-eyed little girl with gentle point of view

慕安澜Would I ship her off to school

慕安澜低下头，对着摄像机一挑眉。

【我太爱了啊啊啊啊！】

【这个挑眉绝了！】

【我老婆！羡慕不！】

【有人注意到🦊骄傲的眼神吗？】

【我的西兰花啊啊啊啊！】

慕安澜No I told her if she stayed that she'd have to earn her keep

慕安澜And so she became the maid

崔少鹏She was lazy

崔少鹏She was crazy

崔少鹏She was talking to the mice

【崔老师女音我好爱鹅鹅鹅鹅】

【崔少鹏你的酷盖形象呢？】

慕安澜I moved her to the attic out of sight and out of mind

慕安澜I could have thrown her out but I'm benevolent and kind

崔少鹏Mother your heart's too big for you

【我听见了啥？？？】

【崔老师管澜子叫妈妈！我惊了】

【妈妈你的心真大鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅】

慕安澜After all difficult children will take advantage of your good nature

慕安澜So you lock them up throw away the key

慕安澜There's one on every family tree

【我想要这样的后妈】

【这样的后妈给我来一打】

【这个表情我死了！】

崔少鹏Ungrateful

崔少鹏Hateful

崔少鹏Vile too！The things she put you through

【崔老师你认真的吗……】

【我无法面对崔崔子了怎么办……】

慕安澜Break their spirit so they obey

慕安澜Now they'll do anything you say

慕安澜Maybe you'd call it cruel but others would call it love

慕安澜Tough love—！

【这个高音是真实存在的吗？】

【我惊了我惊了】

李希侃我想问一下

李希侃大家谁全程听明白了？

只有孙英豪和黄俊融举手。

李希侃我突然发现我们这个节目还需要英语水平

慕安澜鹅鹅鹅鹅

接下来由陈一辰和黄恩昱带来的《毒液》让所有人都惊讶了一下。

黄恩昱我是黄恩昱

黄恩昱我就是个花瓶

慕安澜鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅

慕安澜绝了

人间沙雕璇儿你们不能说我这一章水

人间沙雕璇儿它好歹也是1500字