英语笑话

1000元的脑筋急转弯

On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up? 圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯，门还未开前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会将它捡起？ Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist! 答案：当然是圣诞老人啦！为什么？因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”

He is really somebody他真是一个大人物

My uncle has 1000 men under him. He is really somebody. What does he do? A maintenance man in a cemetery. 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？ 墓地守墓人。

Imitation 模仿

A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it. Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache. That's because it's empty, said his bright son. You'd be all right if you had something in it. 一个男孩放学回家时，觉得肚子痛。来，坐下，吃点点心，妈妈说，你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西就会好的。 一会儿，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，说是头痛。 你头痛是因为你的脑袋是空的，他那聪明的儿子说，里面装点东西，就会好的。