话本小说网 > 短篇小说 > 瑾年文案馆
本书标签: 短篇  图片  影视语录     

沙雕句子(三)

瑾年文案馆

“首项加末项的和乘项除以二”“干嘛?”“求和”

"Thesumofthefirstandlasttermsdividedbytwo""Why?”"summation

m和n是一对特别好特别甜的小情侣,但有一天他们俩因为一点小事吵架了,最开始他们谁也不理谁后来m实在太想n就去找n认错了因为msorry.

Mandnwereaverynice,sweetcouple,butonedaytheyhadafightaboutalittlething,andatfirsttheyignoredeachother,andthenmreallywantednsomuchthathewenttonandconfessedbecauseofmsorry.

有一天芋泥和啵啵吵架了,芋泥气得离家出走了,奶茶觉得啵啵很过分就跟他私奔了,只剩下一个啵啵,所以这个啵啵你是要还是不要呀.

Oneday,themudandthemudquarreled,andthemudwassomadthattheylefthome.Themilkteafeltthatitwastoomuchtorunawaywithhim.Therewasonlyonecockroachleft,sodoyouwantthisornot.

我现在委婉地跟你说我错了

I'mgoingtoputitmildlythatIwaswrong

那我也讲一个,有一个老头,记性不好,老是忘关门,他有四个庄园,有一天西边的庄园门忘关了,路人看见了就说,没关西呀,没关西,听到了吗?没关系呀

ThenIalsosaidone.Thereisanoldmanwhohasabadmemoryandalwaysforgetstoclosethedoor.Hehasfourestates.Oneday,themanordoorinthewestwasforgotten.Whenpassers-bysawit,hesaid,it’snotclosed,it’snotclosed.Didyouhearit?Itdoesn'tmatter

最近的风有没有替我向你说句对不起如果没有那我就替风说了.

Hastherecentwindsaidsorrytoyouforme?Ifnot,thenIwillsaysorryforthewind.

有一只小鸭子在排队,想和前面的小鸭鸭对齐,可是怎么样都对不齐,它就嘀嘀咕咕的说:“对不齐鸭,对不齐鸭”你听到了吗

Thereisaducklinginline,andwanttoalignwiththefrontoftheduckling,buthowarenotaligned,itmuttered:"notrightduck,notrightduck,"youhear

好吧坏吧随便吧是三个好朋友有一天随便吧打电话给坏吧问他要不要一起出去玩坏吧问都有谁啊随便吧说我们和好吧

Okay,bad,whatever.Threegoodfriends.Oneday,callbad,askhimifhewantstohangout.Bad,askwho'sthere.Whatever.Saywe'rebacktogether

蔬菜们在举办比瘦大赛茄子看到了黄瓜发现黄瓜的腰很细于是茄子一直在嘀嘀咕咕:没瓜细呀没瓜细呀没关系呀

Thevegetableswereholdingathinnercontest.Theeggplantsawthecucumberandfoundthatthewaistofthecucumberwasverythin,sotheeggplantkeptsaying:Nomelonisfine,nomelonisfine,itdoesn'tmatter

锅巴面巴泥巴是好朋友有一天泥巴问锅巴我们去干嘛呀锅巴说我们见面巴

Guobanoodlesmudisagoodfriend.Oneday,mudaskedGuoba,whatarewegoingtodo?Guobasaidthatwemeet

上一章 (晚安)宝贝,记住 瑾年文案馆最新章节 下一章 快乐是锦上添花而不是救命稻草