真实的笑话:发生在五年级下册。
一张语文试卷上有一个问题:用三个成语来描写语文老师。
不知道哪位童鞋写道(前方高能预警,请不要被雷到。):---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------😁就快到喽!坚持一下。----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------膘肥体壮,膀大腰粗,
为了你的安全着想第三个我就不说了。
(偷偷告诉你:他们班的语文老师是女的!不过有些胖。)