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26.

当上帝给你关上一扇门

他还会顺便把窗子也一起关了

WhenGodclosesadoorforyou,

he'dclosethewindowsalltogether.

 

27.

一些人常会被骂，说每天像猪一样爱睡懒觉

真的是太委屈了，猪都比你起得早

Somepeoplearesaidtobelikepigsbecausetheysleeptoomuch.

That'snotfair,pigsgetupearlier.

 

28.

学校的厕所为什么放镜子？

是为了让你知道：人丑就要多读书

Whydoschoolsinstallmirrorsintherestrooms?

Becausetheywantyoutoknow:

withsuchunsatisfyingappearanceofyours,youronlychanceistostudy.

 

29.

人生很多事，终究会随着时间好起来

比如很多人原本只是胖，久了就变好胖

Thingsdogetimprovedastimegoesby.

Forexample,somepeoplewerefatandtheygotfatterandfatter.

 

30.

这段日子迷茫又黑暗

撑过去了会有下一个黑暗等着你

Daysaredarkandtroublednow.

Justkeepgoing,soyoucanseemoredarknessbeyondthem.

 

31.

生活不止眼前的苟且

还有前任的喜帖

Lifeisnotallaboutthemuddlethatyousee,

butalsotheonesthatyouwillsee,

suchasyourex'sweddinginvitation.

 

32.

许多人说北上广深机会多

但没人说那是你的呀

Peoplesaytherearemoreopportunitiesinthemetropolises.

Butdidanybodyeversaytheywereyours?

 

33.

谁说你没有毅力的？

单身这事你不就坚持了好几十年么

Whosaidyoulackperseverance?

Youmanagedtobesinglefordecades!

 

34.

女追男隔层纱

那得男的本来就对你有好感

不然隔的基本都是铁丝网，还是带电的那种

Theysayit'seasyforagirltopursueaman,

easylikepokingthroughaveil.

Butthathastobewhenthemanalreadyhasacrushonyou.

Otherwisewhatyouneedtopokethroughwouldbeabunchofbarbedwirewithelectricityrunningthrough.

 

35.

当你失败的时候

身边会有一群关心你的人

他们会问你发生了什么

听听你的失败经验

然后心满意足地离开

Whenyoufail,therewillbepeoplewhocares.

Theycomeandask.

Theylisten.

Andtheyleavewithsatisfaction.

36.

等你老了，走不动了

我就每天用轮椅推你到广场上去

让你看着我和别的老头跳舞

Whenyougetoldandlosetheabilitytowalk,

Iwilltakeyoutotheplazainawheelchairdaybyday

tomakeyouwatchmedancewithotheroldmen.

 

37.

有的人是来爱你的

有的人就是来给你上课的

Somepeoplecometoloveyou.

Somepeoplecometomakeyouquestionlife.

 

38.

如果一个人秒回了你

只能说明这个人在玩手机

Ifsomeonetextyourightback,

well,youcanbesurehehappenstobeusinghisphone.

 

39.

你以为他是不会表达

其实他只是不想跟你讲话

Youthinkheisbeingclumsywithwords.

Butthefactishejustdoesn'twanttotalktoyou.

 

40.

喜欢一个人一定要去表白

不被拒绝一下，你还真以为自己是小仙女呢

Ifyouhaveacrushonsomeone,dotellhim.

Becausewithouthisrejection,you'dreallyseeyourselfasCleopatra.

 

41.

你努力过后才发现

智商的鸿沟是无法逾越的

Youtry.

AndyoulearnthatIQisnotsomethingyoucanworkon.

 

42.

你才二十多岁

没有遇到喜欢的人很正常

往后你会发现，大概是遇不到的

Youarejust20.

It'sabsolutelycommonthatyouhaven'thadanycrushonanybody.

Soonerorlateryou'llknow,it'stotallypossiblethatyouwon't,ever.

 

43.

单身没关系

以后单身的日子还长着呢

It'salrighttobesingle.

Anyway,you'regonnabelikethatforalonglongtime.

 

44.

以前觉得靠关系的人一定很无能

接触过后发现人家样样比你强

Youthinkpeoplewhotakeadvantageoftheirrelationshipsarewithoutmerit.

Afteryoumeetone,you'llknowyouhavenoneoftheirmerits.

 

45.

不努力的女生

会有买不完的地摊货、逛不完的菜市场

努力的女生

你就没时间逛地摊了

因为你只能加班叫外卖、逛网店！

Girl,ifyoudon'tworkhard,

you'llspendyourlifebuyingcheapproductsandgroceries.

Butifyouworkhard,

youwon'thavetimeforallthis!

Youcanonlyworkovertimeandbuythingsonline!

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