吴亦凡Welcome to my English class. I am your English teacher Mr ·W .
吴亦凡This is the first English lesson I have given you. So everybody introduce yourself first!
金珉硕这老师在讲啥么?
张艺兴这节是什么课?
都暻秀这老师是从火星上来的吗?我听不懂火星文怎么办?
金钟仁熟睡ing
吴亦凡我是说你们先来个自我介绍,活跃一下气氛,但是by the English
朴灿烈原来这老师还会说人话啊!
吴世勋会说中文干嘛还用英文装逼嘛(白眼ing)
吴亦凡(心累ing)这节是英语课。自我介绍,年纪最大的先来吧,Xiumin
金珉硕(年纪大有罪吗?人家不想第一个来嘛!)I'm xiumin and I like eating Steamed stuffed bun
鹿晗I am the most handsome man in the world.
「茜曦:谁给你的勇气?」
「鹿晗:梁静茹」
金俊勉I am the biggest mother in the class
吴亦凡What?Why would you say that?
金俊勉TAO~He taught me ~
黄子韬(默默地用笔挖地洞)The purpose is to 活跃气氛
吴亦凡OK!The biggest mother sit down please .The next student
张艺兴emmm……Emmm ……I am lay
边伯贤I am 185大总攻and I have 喉结
金钟大Are you kidding me?
边伯贤You are Joke.
「茜曦:论补刀团团长与补刀团副团长的日常交流」
朴灿烈Ha ……Ha ……Ha
吴亦凡I know you have a nice voice, but can you stop?
朴灿烈Yes,I can .Ha ……Ha ……I am chanyeol and I like white white .
「茜曦:White white是个What?」
金钟大I am the sun ,So my name is Chen
吴亦凡Right!The next student .
都暻秀(瞪眼ing)
吴亦凡What about your self-introduction?
都暻秀(瞪眼ing)
吴亦凡I know your eyes look good, but can you start introducing yourself?
都暻秀Yes……I am DO and ……I am 主唱
黄子韬I'm Kung fu panda and I like Mr ·W.
吴亦凡l love you too .
「茜曦:这节是英语课!!!」
「***:所以才用英语撒狗粮啊!」
「茜曦:吴二凡,你给我小心你的戏份」
金钟仁(熟睡ing)
吴世勋I'm sehun.
吴亦凡How quickly the lesson passed! But you only introduced yourselves .So double your homework today!
黄子韬NO~~~
「茜曦:你喊个啥?吴皇大人会帮你解决的。」
鹿晗NO~~~
朴灿烈NO~~~
此起彼伏的怨气……