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作者被迫开坑ŏ̥̥̥̥םŏ̥̥̥̥家人们谁懂啊？呜呜呜

作者迅速开完，继续写作业

作者(⌯︎¤̴̶̷̀ω¤̴̶̷́)✧︎

作者哦，等一下。

作者今天不更新了

作者今天创人……

作者嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿（超级邪恶的笑声）

作者不在三坑里创，就在这里创

作者咳咳……（战术性清嗓）

作者欢迎大家观看本次表演。

作者我今天就来表演一下你们最“喜欢”的文笔

作者也是当下最“火”的文笔（一切皆为讽刺，大家切勿）

作者就当成笑话看看好啦~不是正文哦！

𖤣𖥧𖥣｡𖤣𖥧𖥣｡𖤣𖥧𖥣｡𖤣𖥧𖥣｡𖤣𖥧𖥣｡𖤣𖥧𖥣｡𖤣𖥧𖥣｡𖤣𖥧𖥣｡

Performance begins……

作者Welcome to my performance. This will be an imitation show

作者Please don't question me, okay？

作者So let's start now！

Scenario 1

This is an article about blackening……

作者（用英文其实是为了过审）

作者万一审核君是个精通八国语言的孔子呢？

作者算了算了，我们继续。

作者我会尽量不用英语。

The scene is after the blackening of the twelve constellations

……

At this moment, the lion is zooming in on the Pisces

妙可欣（双鱼）Wuwuwu, don't come over! Sister, come and help me quickly

星愿（狮子）Flame Slash！（cat’s paw）

As soon as the lion aimed its arrow at the neck of the Pisces and chopped it down, Scorpio and Cancer immediately appeared, stopping everything while piercing the lion's heart with their sharp weapons……

（The imitation here is not as detailed as in the original version.）

星愿（狮子）（Holding onto the pierced heart and groaning）

At this moment, the lion raised its sword and desperately wanted to get up, but unfortunately, it was controlled by Pisces

妙可欣（双鱼）Don't try to disturb the sisters!

曦柔（巨蟹）Are you okay, little fish?

妙可欣（双鱼）I'm fine

妙可欣（双鱼）……

At this moment, the scorpion walked up to the lion and fiercely cut off its arm with a sickle

妙可欣（双鱼）Okay, okay, my sisters are the best.

作者Don't you know each other anymore? This is your favorite group pet article! This is your favorite group pet! This is the group pet that you have written the most about!

作者Does it seem hypocritical enough now? The original author's writing is really good... but some things are not right. Is this fair? Why is the scale always tilted towards your side? You can just tilt it a bit, why do you have to tilt it all?

作者学好英语，从我做起。

作者千万别当真，把它（是说我写的文章）当成笑话看就行

作者每个人起码都应该被尊重，对吧？

作者你们逃不掉的，待会再接着创你们。

作者哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈（魔怔了）

作者The magnificent stage is coming to an end, goodbye