第32章网抑云听多的钢铁魔龙

钢铁魔龙（舰队指挥）好烦啊

龙轩（研发员）又咋了？

钢铁魔龙（舰队指挥）emo

龙轩（研发员）你只是网抑云听多了

龙轩（研发员）别听这些很抑郁的歌曲

钢铁魔龙（舰队指挥）那你推荐几首

龙轩（研发员）那我给你整一段，但是是英文的

钢铁魔龙（舰队指挥）开始吧（看向龙轩）

龙轩（研发员）"Creeper?" “苦力怕？” "Awww man!" "喔，不要提起他好吗！” So way back in the mine 我们进入矿坑 Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side 拿着十字镐准备挖矿 Side,side to side... 这里挖挖，那里挖挖 This task's a grueling one , hope to find some diamonds tonight,night,night 有个艰苦的任务--希望今晚能挖到钻石，就是今天晚上 Diamonds tonight... 钻石之夜~ Heads up 抬起头 You hear a sound , turn around and look up 你听见声音，转身并抬头 Total shock fills your body 汗毛竖起，瞳孔放大~ Oh no it's you again , I could never forget those eyes,eyes,eyes 喔，不！又是那个家伙，我永远都忘不了那双眼睛，那双眼睛，眼睛，Eyes,eyes,eyes... 那..那双..那双眼睛 Cause baby tonight , the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again 宝宝们，因为今晚，苦力怕打算再次偷袭我们，Cause baby tonight , you grab your pick , shovel and bolt again , bolt again(gain) 宝宝们，因为今晚，翻箱倒柜还是只有破铜烂铁，破铜烂铁 And run,run until it's done,done , until the sun comes up in the morn' 跑，再跑，继续跑，直到他停...停下来，直到太阳升起 Cause baby tonight , the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again , stuff again(gain) 宝宝们，因为今晚，苦力怕还是打算试着再次偷袭我们，再次偷袭我们

龙轩（研发员）Just when you think you're safe , overhear some hissing from , right behind 当你以为安全的时候，嘶嘶声却在背后响起，就在背后！ Right,right behind... 在...在背后...就在背后！ That's a nice life you have ,shame it's gotta end at this time,time,time 虽然这种生活也不赖，但是羞辱总得结束啊，在...在现在...就在现在，Time,time,time , time... 在...在现在...就在现在 Blows up , then your health bar drops and you could use a 1-up 轰的一声，你的血量掉了一大截，你最好吃点东西回点血 Get inside , don't be tardy 最好不要吃得太晚 So now you are stuck in there , half a heart is left but don't die,die,die 你现在倒在那里，扣了一般的血差点就要挂掉，要...要挂了...差点就要挂了 Die,die,die... 要...要挂了...差点就要挂了 Cause baby tonight , the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again 宝宝们，因为今晚，苦力怕还是打算试着再次偷袭我们，再次偷袭我们Cause baby tonight , you grab your pick , shovel and bolt again,bolt again(gain) 宝宝们，因为今晚，翻箱倒柜还是只有破铜烂铁，破铜烂铁 And run,run until it's done,done , until the sun comes up in the morn'，跑，再跑，继续跑，直到他停...停下来，直到太阳升起 Cause baby tonight , the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again 宝宝们，因为今晚，苦力怕还是打算试着再次偷袭我们

钢铁魔龙（舰队指挥）这个我也会，我来接剩下的

钢铁魔龙（舰队指挥）"Creepers , you're mine , haha" “苦力怕，你是我的了，哈哈\(^o^)/~” "Dig up diamonds , and craft those diamonds and make some armour , get it baby" “拿挖到的钻石，制成盔甲和武器，得到它们” "Go and forge that like you so , MLG pro , the sword's made of diamonds , so come at me bro" “去发掘就像你这种MLG pro这把剑可是钻石做的，所以现在阔以计划攻略了” "Huh" 哈哈 ＂Training in your room under the torchlight , hone that form to get you ready for the big fight" 在房间里火把的火光下训练，为了即将到来的战斗做准备 "Every single day and the whole night , Creeper's out prowlin' , hmm - alright" 每日每夜，这段时间爬出来的所有苦力怕 "Look at me , look at you , take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do" 看看我，再看看你自己，复仇时间到，我要做我该做的事 "I'm a - warrior baby , what else is new ? And my blade's gonna tear (Cause baby tonight,) through you , bring it" 我现在已经成为一个战士了，你准备尝尝被碎尸万段的滋味吧 The creeper's trying to steal our stuff again ("Get all your stuff ?" ) 宝宝们，因为今晚，苦力怕还是打算试着再次偷袭我们（准备好了吗？开战吧！） "Yeah , let's take back the world" (Yeah baby tonight , ) 耶，来吧！（宝宝们，就在今晚） "Hahhah" 哈哈 Grab your sword , armour and go 拿起你的剑，穿上盔甲

钢铁魔龙（舰队指挥）"It's on" 去吧 Take your revenge ("Woooo") 去复仇吧 Ahhoahh 嗷嗷嗷嗷~ So fight,fight like it's the last,last night of your life,life (ahhahah) show them your bite 所以战斗，再战斗，让噩梦结束，让它结束，让他们消失在你的人生里，给他们点颜色瞧瞧 "Wooo" 哇喔~ Cause baby tonight , ("Ahhhhahaahaaah") the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again 宝宝们，因为今晚，苦力怕又尝试偷袭我们 Cause baby tonight , you grab your pick , shovel and bolt again,bolt again(gain) ("wooo") 宝宝们，因为今晚，翻箱倒柜还是只有破铜烂铁，破铜烂铁 And run,run until it's done,done , until the sun comes up in the morn' 再跑，继续跑，直到他停...停下来，直到太阳升起 Cause baby tonight , the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again ("C'mon , swing your sword at 'em C'mon,just show 'em all") 宝宝们，因为今晚，苦力怕又尝试偷袭我们（去吧，挥起你的剑，给他们点颜色瞧瞧） "Woooo" “哇哦”

钢铁魔龙（舰队指挥）这还行，有没有其他的？

龙轩（研发员）（拿起水杯）你想累死我，那么多歌词得唱到啥时候？

钢铁魔龙（舰队指挥）没事，随便挑几首

龙轩（研发员）行，这是你说的

龙轩（研发员）Pig Man! My name is Dan, I'm a pig! Let me show you the Lower Realm, Pig Man. My name is Dan, and I am a Pig Man. This is my Pig Man Gang. You will find us underground, even deeper than the Lower Realm. The Lower Realm is covered with a brown cloth, and with strange noises, you will pass through the purple Hell Gate. Don't hit the Lower Realm warts casually in the Lower Realm. I hope you remember to bring enough torches. I'm not sorry, sir. I thought everyone would kiss, but I've had enough of it. You call me Little Pig, We are the Pig Man Gang, and in that dimension of obsidian, other clans will think they are very smart. I suspect you haven't seen those creatures in the lower world. There are many names here, and many more have brought friends to play. You can try hitting 20 Flame Men at once, remember not to look into Little Black's eyes, like Big Ben, who is surrounded by the Pig Man Gang（

原标题

PIGMAN RAP | ZAMination Version (Minecraft Animation Music Video)Dan Bull

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钢铁魔龙（舰队指挥）可以，这首歌也不错

钢铁魔龙（舰队指挥）感觉我有动力去完成我的实验了

钢铁魔龙（舰队指挥）龙轩，谢谢你（看着睡着的龙轩）

我在编制一段的时候，差点没把手给打麻，又要翻译，又要找视频链接，挨个翻译人都快麻了

本章节属于番外，指的是某龙听网易云听多emo了，当然12点的时候龙轩也在网抑云（滑稽）